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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2016 8:25pm UTC
    .
    I regret opening up to some people. They didn't deserve to know me like that.

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2016 8:14pm UTC
    .
    Just because it's not in a museum does not mean it is not art.

  3. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2016 8:11pm UTC
    .
    Nothing you treasure will last forever

  4. FingersCrossed FingersCrossed
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Green tail
    purple shells
    a young lady
    secret that nobody tells
    She's madly in love
    and want's to trade her voice
    for the guy from above
    it's her own choice
    so she went to Ursula
    the evil witch
    and gave her voice
    to that stupid b*tch

  5. FingersCrossed FingersCrossed
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 8:08am UTC
    If I were a princess I'd be ARIEL ♥
    Cinderella:
    [x] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.
    [x] You love animals.
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 3
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [] You love to read.
    [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [x] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL: 5
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [x] You are very clever.
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL: 5
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [x] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 8
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 5
    Mulan:
    [] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL: 2
    Aurora:
    [x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [x] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [x] You’re very romantic.
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL: 6
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 5
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  6. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 5:57am UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    Cinderella walked on broken glass
    Aurora let a whole lifetime pass
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
    Jasmine married a common thief
    Ariel walked on land for love and life
    Snow White barely escaped the knife
    Rapunzel had to find a new dream
    Tiana kissed her prince and turned green
    Mulan left to be a man
    Pocahontas stayed to save her land
    It's all about the smiles and tears;
    Because love means facing
    your biggest fears
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    30 Day
    Disney
    Challenge.
    1. Favorite Charater.
    2. Favorite Princess.
    3. Your favorite heroine
    4. Your favorite prince
    5. Your favorite hero
    6. Your favorite animal
    7. Your favorite sidekick
    8. Your favorite villian
    9. Your favorite original charater
    10. Your favorite song
    11. Your favorite love song
    12. Your favorite villian song
    13. Your least favorite song
    14. Your favorite kiss
    15. The first movie you saw
    16. Your favorite classic
    17. Your least favorite classic
    18. Your favorite Pixar film
    19. Your least favorite Pixar film
    20. Favorite sequel
    21. An overrated movie
    22. An underrated movie
    23. A movie that makes you laugh
    24. A movie that makes you cry
    25. Your favorite scene from your favorite movie
    26. Saddest death
    27. Your favorite quote
    28. Your favorite theme park
    29. Your favorite theme attraction
    30. Your favorite theme park show
    Day 2: Favorite Princess:
    Cinderella or Ariel! C;
    ♥ ♥

  8. DisneyIsAwesome DisneyIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 11:11am UTC
    If I
    was a Disney Princess, I'd be:
    Belle or Mulan
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.(sometimes)
    [] You love animals.
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [x] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 5
    Belle:
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [x] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One (try all...) of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think
    you’re hot.
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve
    asked you out.
    TOTAL: 6
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [x] You are very clever.
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were
    rich.
    [x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [x] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL: 4
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the
    rules, but it’s hard for you.
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the
    last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit
    gullible.
    TOTAL: 5
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [x] You get along with almost everyone.
    [] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than
    in.
    TOTAL: 5
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to
    protect them.
    TOTAL: 6
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [x] You’re very romantic.
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL: 3
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother,
    grandma, grandpa).
    [] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [x] Someone you know has been in war.
    [] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 4
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in
    blank with one you have highest total in

  9. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 10:56am UTC
    If I was a Disney Princess, I'd be: Cinderella, Mulan or Pocahontas
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.(sometimes)
    [x] You love animals.
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 5
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] You have done volunteer work.
    [] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL:3
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [] You are very clever.
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL:4
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [] You’re extremely curious.
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 4
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [x] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 4
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [X] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL:5
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [x] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [] You’re very romantic.
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL:4
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 5
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    If I was a Disney Princess, I'd be: Ariel, Mulan or Pocahontas
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [] You love to dress up.
    [x] You love animals.
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 3
    Belle:
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [x] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL:5
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [x] You are very clever.
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL:5
    Ariel
    [] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 6
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [x] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [x] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 5
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [X] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL:6
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [x] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [x] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [] You’re very romantic.
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL:4
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [x] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [x] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 6
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  11. enchantedxo enchantedxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Wish I could be
    Part of your World

  12. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Confession
    Time
    1) I still haven't seen all of Brave
    2) I have named all my musical instruments...
    3) I haven't had my first proper kiss
    4) I dyed my hair bright red so I'd be like Ariel...
    Fave for
    more!

  13. OmgItsEllieexox OmgItsEllieexox
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Which Disney Princess Are You?
    [Checked in thequiz but it's too long♥]
    Ariel and Alice

  14. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 12:33am UTC
    Cinderella
    Walked on broken glass.
    Aurora
    Let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle
    Fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Jasmine
    Married a common thief.
    Ariel
    Walked on land for love.
    Snow White
    Barely escaped a knife.
    Because Love means facing your biggest Fears

  15. googlelove googlelove
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:18am UTC
    I wanna be where the people are.
    -Ariel

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Which Disney Princess Are You?
    Belle
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [x] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    Total: 7
    Rapunzel
    [] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil mother.
    [x] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
    [x] You can get really bored.
    [x] You have very long hair.
    [x Bright blonde isn't a hair color but my hair was PLATINUM blone.] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
    [x] You’re an artsy person.
    [x] You’re childish.
    [x] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
    [x] You care about others and their feelings.
    [x] You like to follow the rules.
    Total: 9
    Alice
    [x] You have/had a pet rabbit.
    [] You love to play cards.
    [] You constantly know the time.
    [] You get yourself in sticky situations.
    [] You have been to a court.
    [x] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
    [x] You have had a tea party.
    [] You like hats.
    [x] You’re late.
    [x] You know how to play croquet.
    Total: 5
    Jasmine
    [x] You are very clever.
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [x] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends.
    [] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    Total: 4
    Megara
    [] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.
    [] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.
    [] You are very convincing.
    [x] You have fallen in love before.
    [x] You have had your heart broken.
    [] You find an interest in Greek mythology.
    [x] You lie sometimes.
    [x] You pretend to be someone you’re not.
    [x] You have been used.
    [x] Purple is one of your favorite colors.
    Total: 6
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [x] You love to swim.
    [x] Your favorite animal is some sort of sea creature.
    [] You collect something.
    [x] You have/had long hair.
    [x] You are adventurous.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    Total: 9
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [x] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
    [] You spend most of your time outside.
    [] You’re adopted.
    [x] You’re very romantic.
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    Total: 5
    Cinderella
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [] You love to dress up.
    [x] You love animals.
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [x] You have/had blonde hair.
    Total: 3
    Snow White
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [x] You get along with almost everyone.
    [x] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    Total: 5
    Tinkerbell
    [x] You get jealous easily.
    [x] You loved your childhood.
    [x] You like to fly.
    [] You believe in magic.
    [x] You’re 5’2” or under.
    [] You hate pirates.
    [x] You love sparkles.
    [x] People underestimate you.
    [x] You get angry easily.
    [] You have/had a treehouse.
    Total: 7
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead.
    [] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [x] Someone you know has been in the war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [x] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    []x You’re very adventurous.
    Total: 7
    Mulan
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    Total: 4
    I got Ariel and Rapunzel. My two favorites :D

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies, here's what happened after all their dreams came true.
    Ariel: I loved being a princess down in the beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are gonig missing, they end up in someone's stew. So just try to put your self into somebody else's kills. You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills. Thank you BP, thank you BP. The British are killing, oil is spilling. Now I can't see. My eyes! Chinamen feast on flounder's fins. Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends. Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning, thanks to BP. You s.uck!
    Jasmine: Hey, I'm okay. But I'm slightly scared. My husband's a mark for the war on terror. Aladdin was taken by the CIA. We're not Taliban, you've got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay! Prince Ali, where could he be? Drowning in wa wa? Interogation from the nation of the "free". Bin Laden's taken the fall. We're not trained pilots at all. Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss. We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us. Bush was crazy. Obama's lazy. al-Qaeda's not in this country. Set free my Prince Ali!
    Belle: This town's gone wild since I married Adam. They think I'm going straight to h.ell. But the charges laid on me of b.eastiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell. No, I'm overrun by mad men, I hear they plan to burn me at the stake. They legit believe I'm S.atan and now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away.
    Pocahontas: After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit. And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel. They forced us into unknown lands of exile. They pillaged, r.aped, and left us all for dead. So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon when I separate their bodies from their heads. Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men? I can m.urder if I please 'cause I'm dying of disease. I can paint with the red colors in these men
    Thanks to BP. Where's Prince Ali? B.eastiality. I've got S T Ds.

  18. HollyGilmore88 HollyGilmore88
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:53am UTC
    The Princess
    and
    The Leprechaun
    Chapter: 22
    Ariel’s POV
    Jess shook her head, scrolling through more degrading pictures of Sasha. “It’s true. She was a spoiled little b/tch that got whatever she wanted whenever she wanted.” She paused to smile at me. “She wanted Niall, and you stopped her. You are like a national hero to us Directioners.” I raised my eyebrows, my cheeks burning with the new news. “What about Sasha…?” Jess shrugged, slipping her phone back into her pocket. “Ever since she couldn’t get Niall, she left town. Good riddance if you ask me.” She and Britney slapped a high five and I couldn’t help but feel bad. Maybe if I had introduced Niall and Sasha civilly without being protective and jumping to conclusions, Sasha could get his autograph and then be happy and would have left us alone.
    Jess and Britney followed me around the store and we laughed and got to know one another. Jess was a wild child and although there was obvious friendship and love between the two, Britney did everything to keep Jess reined in. Britney had a calming, authoritve figure about her and Jess was a complete goofball. We traded cell numbers and I signed their Ritz box and we departed after Britney finally pried Jess’s tight embrace from me. I laughed the entire time.
    I had pushed the store door open, feeling the relief of sun on my face compared to the chilled store. I gripped the groceries with one hand, my other digging my phone out of my pocket. I walked as I tried to find Sasha’s hate filled Twitter. I felt sad for her. She was probably a misunderstood kid that wanted friends by trying to buy their admiration and when that didn’t work, she resulted into violence and anger. I found myself angry as I typed on the home page for everyone to leave this poor girl alone, that she was confused and misunderstood and just wanted to meet Niall and-
    I never saw that car coming, but I defiantly looked up just in time to see the driver’s face only. Sasha’s eyes were alight with hate and rage as she gunned the engine on the car, the sound filling my ears. In the background somewhere, I could hear Jess and Britney screaming.
    Author's Note:
    Hope you guys like it! This story is dedicated to my doll xoangiexo!
    15+ faves for a new chapter!

  19. HollyGilmore88 HollyGilmore88
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 9:49am UTC
    The Princess
    and
    The Leprechaun
    Chapter: 21
    Ariel’s POV
    I blinked, the phone still held up to my ear as I stood outside a grocery store. “You seriously want all that? Niall, there is no more room left on my notepad…..” I had made a quick dash for the nearest store, in need of some……..um……….girl things.
    I heard Niall sigh sadly from the other end, making the phone buffet. “Fiiine…..” I smiled, pushing the door open, the cold air conditioning waking my bare arms. And here I thought the boys’ house was cold. My flips flops smacked against the linoleum as I traveled down each aisle, glancing at the mile long list Niall had me write. God, that boy eats a lot. One of the workers brushed past me, her short hair giving me the chills because it made me think of that crazy fan. It had been a couple of weeks, and I was starting to believe that she had given up, which made me happy. I didn’t sleep well when I knew there was someone who had intentions of hurting Niall and me. This girl was smart and ready to do whatever it takes to get her way, even jump and run on stage during a concert. That is something, even with a squad of body guards, I do not want after me. She must have seen shuddering because she gave me a weird look and hurried on her way.
    I had just dropped a bag of candy into my shopping cart when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned to see 2 giddy looking girls and I had to smile, their faces too cute. “Oh, my God. Your Ariel Montgomery!” I smiled, remembering how Niall had warned me that fans might recognize me. “I am.” I said, not really knowing how to respond. After all, there is no point in introducing myself considering they already know me.
    The girl in front launched herself at me, causing us both to topple backwards into my shopping cart.
    “I am like your BIGGEST fan. Legit, you are so pretty! Wow, you smell amazing! What is Niall like as a boyfriend? Do you guys fight? Is he ticklish? Does he have any secret tattoos? Does he really eat as much as people say he does? What did he get you for your birthday? Christmas? What is the rest of the band like? Are they nice? Are you like their little sister? Does Niall have a secret freckle? Do you watch him bleach his hair? Is he cuter as a brunette? How did you guys meet? What-“
    Luckily her friend pulled her off of me. “God, Jess. You are an embarrassment.” Jess pulled me from the shopping cart and I gave her a smile. The girl who tackled me still smiled huge at me, still looking all cute and giddy. My rescuer looped an arm around her. “Ignore Jess. She has a he case of the One Direction Infection.” I laughed and the girl held out her hand which I shook. “Britney. Nice to finally meet you.” I gripped her hand. “Yeah totally. It’s nice to know the guys don’t have all the fans.” I winked and Britney laughed. “Yep. There are more of us, don’t worry.” Jess was fumbling with her phone. “Totes! You should see your Twitter!” I glanced over her shoulder, and something caught my eye. “What’s that?” I tapped the screen and an entirely new Twitter page popped up, and it wasn’t mine. It was a fan made one, clearly with all the photo shopped pictures and Jess went rigid.
    Every single picture was of Sasha. The editing was printed on each picture, explain what a terrible person she was. My heart dropped and I felt a twinge of guilt. “Sasha has her own fan made page?” I asked Jess and she nodded. “Ever since we heard about her threatening you and Niall, she had been the most hated girl on the media. “I hated her even before she did what she did you and Niall. We went to the same Junior High.” I turned to look at her. “You’re kidding.”
    Author's Note:
    Hope you guys like it! This story is dedicated to my doll xoangiexo!
    15+ faves for a new chapter!

  20. HollyGilmore88 HollyGilmore88
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    The Princess
    and
    The Leprechaun
    Chapter: 20
    Ariel’s POV:
    ` I sat up slowly from Niall’s arms, my cheeks still damp. It was just past 5 in the morning and I didn’t sleep at all, even with Niall lying beside me. All night I could only picture that crazy b/tch. Niall had tired assuring me that she would never hurt either of us, but I knew better than to underestimate someone willing enough to run on stage during a One Direction concert, knowing that they would get tackled and possibly arrested. Nope, this girl blew through all the warnings, and that scared me. What else was she capable of?
    I slid over Niall’s warm body, my bare feet fitting the cool carpet. I glanced back at Niall before closing the door behind me. He had shifted over, his body now occupying the space mine had. I saw his arms move around and wondered what that was all about. It took me a second to realize that maybe he was looking for me under the covers. I quickly shut the door, walking down the hallway to the stairs. It was still dark out and I hugged my torso as I flicked on the kitchen lights. I pulled out the kettle and began to make some tea, hoping that would calm my nervous heart. While I waited for the water to warm up, I traveled into the living room to drag one on the throw blankets off the couch, securing it around my cold body. I was wearing shorts and a tank top, my usual summer PJ outfit. But the beach house was set to some ungodly temperature; I swore I could almost see my breath.
    After the tea was done, I took my mug and open the sliding glass door that lead out onto the huge beach facing porch. I sat down in one of the wooden armchairs, the blanket still wrapped around me. My mug felt nice in my chilled hands and I sipped on it occasionally, watching the slow moving tide on the dark sand.
    Niall’s POV:
    My eyes darted open when all I felt on the bed was cold sheets, and not a warm body I was so accustomed to having locked in my arms every night. I sat up, my heart pounding as I threw the door open. It banged against the wall but I was already flying down the stairs. What is Sasha had abducted Ariel in the middle of the night while I slept? I swear, when I get my hands on the monster-
    I stopped when I saw the kitchen light on, the fresh smell of tea lingering in the air. A loud breath of relief escaped my lungs as I leaned over my knees, my heart pounding in my ears. I straightened and shivered when a I felt a salty breeze brush my arm. I glanced around and saw the porch door open. I walked over and smiled when I saw a familiar blond head sticking up from one of the arm chairs. I walked over and began to stroke the head, sliding my fingers through her soft locks. Ariel jumped a bit at my sudden presence, but she quickly relaxed, my hand massaging her scalp.
    “I got scared when I woke up and you weren’t there…” I said and she sighed, reaching up to squeeze my hand. “I know, I’m sorry. I just have a lot on my mind.” I glanced down at her and she was tightly gripping her mug with both hands. “About…..her?”
    She nodded, taking a calming sip of tea. She was so scared and small. I took her tea and placed in on the table in front of her. I pulled her to her feet, slipping the blanket from her shoulders. “What are we doing?” She asked, rubbing her bare arm with one hand, the other outstretch to hold onto mine as I lead her down the dim lighted stairs. “Let’s go on a walk.” She gave me a surprised smile as our bare feet touched soft sand. I saw her painted toes wiggles happily and I laughed. I brought her under my arm, feeling her snuggle into my side, making my heart do a jump for joy. We walked for a bit, laughing and kicking sand at each other. I abruptly swung her around so she was in front of me, her toes brushing against my leg as she stood on my feet. She went on tip toe to giver herself more height as our lips meant, sending fireworks through my very soul. She fisted my shirt by the shoulders, mine by her hips as the kiss became hard and passionate. But gradually, her arms slipped comfortably around my neck as my came around her waist. We both smiled as the first rays of the rising sun streaked across the water, hitting our intertwined faces.
    Sasha’s POV:
    I grimaced, lowering the binoculars. This is gross. Usually when they kiss, it was behind closed curtains, not right in front of me. I hated Ariel; she had Niall wrapped around her little finger, and he didn’t seem to care! Hot, wild anger ripped at me as I stumbled from my spying perch on the dunes, my knees buckling on the sandy pavement of a parking lot. I gripped the sides of my head, my anger and rage becoming too much for me to control. I turned sharply and whipped my binoculars at a nearby car. It smashed the driver’s window, splintering the window into a hundred pieces of crystal. They clattered to the ground as the car alarm went screeching through the air. I turned and back to my parked Ducati 848, gunning the engine and slipping the helmet over my head, securing the visor over my eyes. I glanced back at the beach entrance one more time. Niall and Ariel must have heard the alarm, and would probably go investigate so I had to get out of here. I zipped out of the parking lot, tearing down the road.
    I would be back to see Niall again, and this time, I was taking Ariel down.
    Author's Note:
    Hope you guys like it! This story is dedicated to my doll xoangiexo!
    15+ faves for a new chapter!

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