Allergic Quotes

ImmaDirectioner
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April 5, 2014 7:22pm UTC

My Question of the Day:
Can cats be allergic to people?

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DunGoofed
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January 11, 2014 9:22pm UTC

Ugh. I'm allergic to Benzoyl Peroxide, so pretty much every topical acne medicine. I'm pretty much screwed for the rest of my life unless I get one of the overly expensive pills.

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thatguy8
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November 28, 2013 9:25pm UTC

So I heard there were these things, i think they were called relationships...
They sound really nice. How can i get one?

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Miluiel*
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October 10, 2013 8:36pm UTC

The worst part is that I'm allergic to cats
so I can't even be an old cat lady

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Phishy
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October 2, 2013 8:20am UTC

Am I the only one who's wondered what Steve is like?
Is he 24 and just buying a house?
Or is he 57 and traveling the world?
Does he wear glasses?
Does he like root beer floats?
What's his favorite song?
Is he allergic to anything?
Does he have kids?
Who is this mysterious guy?
But my main question is:
Out of all the dinosaurs he could have picked,
why a Brontosaurus?!

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coolsuperstarz
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September 21, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I wish I was allergic to carrots.
Then I would have a valid reason to hate them.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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September 6, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Have you ever wondered
what would happen if you were allergic to water?

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brillt27
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August 7, 2013 4:48pm UTC

the generation of today are so allergic to everything future wars will be fought by people throwing bags of peanuts and cat fur at each other

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HeyImWeird
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March 21, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Mom: You should go outside for once instead of watching Pretty Little Liars
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: I'm allergic to the sun.

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TotorosAndBooks
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February 23, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I'm allergic to social gatherings.

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FullOfFiction
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February 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC

All day today I have been sneezing and blowing my nose.
I kept wondering to myself "Why are my allergies so bad? Are the pollen levels high today?"
Well, it finally hit me (in the form of a dodgeball),
Valentine's Day=Love is in the air,
I am allergic to love!

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.

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clearlytruthful
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February 6, 2013 10:38pm UTC

I exercised once but found I am allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. I do not recommend.

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