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Best Alcohol Quotes This Week

  1. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    College Has Taught Me:
    *Never take a sip of water out of an open water bottle without smelling it first.
    *Drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you consume = no hangover.
    *NEVER take 8 am classes. Impossible to physically function.
    *It doesn't matter how much sleep you get. You're always tired.
    *Always nap when you have the chance.
    *People are kind and respectful, and for the most part accepting of everyone.
    *It's totally normal to sit by yourself in the dining hall.
    *There are always going to be people who are smarter than you, & that's ok. Be friends with them.
    *If you do something stupid, chances are people will forget about it within a few days.
    *If you have an awkward hook up with someone, don't be suprised if you see them around campus. At some point you will. I promise.
    *That I love it so much better here than I do at home.
    *There are hot and attractive people everywhere you go. Especially the gym.
    *The freshman 15 is SO REAL. Eat healthy and workout!
    *There is NOT as much drama in college as there is in high school. Point blank.
    *You will feel pressured to drink and smoke, but don't feel like you HAVE to.
    *High school didn't prepare me at all.
    *You really do make amazing friends that last.
    *One of the best experiences you'll ever have.
    UMass Amherst '17

  2. SourPatchKidsYo SourPatchKidsYo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    A lot of people are addicted to alcohol, drugs
    and cigarettes;
    My addiction's Pokemon
    -Kellin Quinn-

  3. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 9:13am UTC
    .....
    if you haven't seen me drunk, we're probably not friends
    .....

  4. BeautifulCreature BeautifulCreature
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:23am UTC
    maybe we should all get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

  5. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 1:23am UTC
    Aided by an Angel
    Chapter Eighteen ; Part I
    Amber's POV:
    I stared at myself in the mirror a final time before exiting the bathroom to head off to bed. I saw a woman who was comfortable being broken and shattered and damaged. I'll be the first to admit that I have lived one h e l l of a life. I sure did know how to walk into the worst situations, didn't I? I mean this in the nicest way, but I guess I got that from my Mother; I hope it's not a genetic thing because then Miracle and Aaron are screwed. It already ruined Lilli's life. I guess it was in our blood. A bad luck gene? I don't know, but whatever it was I was living with it and thought it was perfectly okay. I figured I have my faith and my children and what else could a girl need?
    My eyes were deep red and my tears left dry, salty patches all over my pale face. My eyes wandered down my figure to my wrists. They were starting to grow purple, along with my hands. Right where his hands gripped sat a Tiffany bracelet with a dove charm attached in the middle. Whenever Niall got alcohol on his mind, there was no telling what he would do. He wasn't him when there was alcohol around.
    This didn't happen often; maybe two or three times a year? He'd either be drunk or, like tonight, want to be drunk and I was standing in his way of it and then he'd get angry. He'd shove or grab me so he could get to what he wanted. He never laid a hand on the kids, though. He wasn't like that. And when he would get aggressive, it wasn't him doing it; it was his addiction.
    He got real bad in those years he disapperared when Lilli was an baby. He hid away in Ireland for those years and basically went out to the pub every night and occasionally came home with a random woman he'd met. We had a serious talk about where he was right before we got married and he was very open with me; he let no details out. He swore he'd never get like that again, but when Lilli passed away, he just snapped and hasn't been the same since.
    He'd get angry, blow off some steam, and then come back to me with an apology gift. Usually he'd stop by they Tiffany store and pick me up a piece of jewlry I've had my eyes on. Tonight, he came home while I was scrubbing my kitchen tiles, trying to get the red wine stain up. I fought him for the bottle I had out earlier and it ended up shattered on the floor when he attempted to wriggle it from my fingers. We went back and forth for a little until he jutted the bottle a little too hard, knocking myself and the wine to the floor. That's when he left. Around eleven o'clock he came home with a medium sized blue box containing the dove bracelet. I had just snapped a picture of it, in the box of course, for Miracle to see.
    I liked to believe she didn't know he hurt me, but let's face it: she wasn't stupid. I ran my hair brush through my hair one last time before heading out. I flicked the lights out and started to tip toe to my resting husband who was laying on our bed. I felt my phone buzz, 'It's beautiful Momma - Mir xx' Poor girl was probably tired. I told her how much I loved her and said good night.
    "Who are you talking to?" Niall asked me, his words slurring on the pillow while I sat with my back up against the wall. I had gotten two texts right before I answered him, though.
    'Night Momma, love you 2 the moon & back, <3 - Mir xx'
    'How are you doing? - Liam xx'

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 8:51pm UTC
    It's not even lunch yet and I'm already drinking.
    Welcome to university.

  7. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    I tried to find you at the bottom of the bottle

  8. jessicamai jessicamai
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    She likes the poison
    She likes it in her mind
    She likes what it does
    And the things it leaves behind
    She likes the poison
    She likes what it does best
    But honey did you know
    It'll just cause more regret?
    Your life is gone
    Your heart is broke
    Hide behind the dirty
    Cigarette smoke

  9. Fayedaway Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    another day, another drink
    a constant battle, of swim or sink
    the room is spinning round and round
    and once again, i'm on the ground
    half the time, i forget my name
    but i quite enjoy, this little game
    will i live, or will i die
    i don't mind, i'll just try to fly
    another night, another drink
    though i can swim, i'm choosing to sink

  10. calixtra calixtra
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    I've been doing stupid things lately, and making bad decisions
    and I f6ucking love it.

  11. teenidle teenidle
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 8:11am UTC
    keep bathing yourself in booze
    and painting your eyes with cigarette ash
    your mask is crumbling off your face
    i see the fear
    the person who wants to be more more more
    even though you always had
    more more more than everyone else.
    being a wasted youth is boring the court
    i object, we object, we're all against you!
    or at least, that's what you tell yourself when
    you guzzle the fire

  12. AutumnSadness AutumnSadness
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    Dying in the Living Room
    (A House Party)
    People are dancing to something they call music
    I thought the speakers caught a disease
    It looks like everyone’s participating in a mass sacrifice
    for some god guy by gulping a bath tub of alcohol
    I don’t even drink that much water
    but killing your brain cells is probably cool now
    what isn’t these days?
    Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, everybody’s in their bloom
    while I’m lying on the sofa, dying in the living room
    Turns out I was right
    a girl got hospitalized
    that’s when I’ve come alive
    and began to write these lines
    Maybe I’m just an oddball, drawn to the tragedy
    of the girl in her doom, now she was dying in the living room
    and me, now I'm living in the dying room.

  13. fionarose fionarose
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 5:45am UTC
    Alcohol is my only friend,
    The bottom of the bottle will be my end

  14. fionarose fionarose
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 8:03am UTC
    First it burns,
    Then it calms to a fuzzy kind of warm.
    But then there's the numbness.
    And that's what I need.

  15. Wanderess* Wanderess*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 12:15am UTC
    1, 2, 3
    1, 2, 3
    DRINK.

  16. SkylarMini SkylarMini
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    .......
    All the alcohol in the world would never help me to forget
    ........

  17. LifetotheLimit LifetotheLimit
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    I don't need alchohol to feel silly.
    ~(^o^)~

  18. soccerboy14 soccerboy14
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Just blame it on the alcohol

  19. reconnectedxo reconnectedxo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 12:02am UTC
    Alcohol tastes better than your love.

  20. OnlyBeingMyself OnlyBeingMyself
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:24am UTC
    I don't need drugs or alcohol. Music is my addiction.

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