Best Ads Quotes This Year

Steve
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC

How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

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gingerfox3
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:18pm UTC

Has anyone seen the ads on witty lately
I think Steve is trying to tell us something

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 10:57am UTC

I hate when my mind won't shut up when i'm trying to sleep.

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kelly*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:48am UTC

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who is not buying toilet paper?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 4:36pm UTC

THERE WAS JUST AN ADD ASKING ME IF I WAS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT LOL IM LAUGHING HAHA
HAHA
OH, GOOGLE ADS
HAHA
HAHA
AH
HAHAHA
wow
that was a laugh

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 3:17pm UTC

I got an Ad on witty that
said
"Counseling & Therapy."
Thats how serious my
quotes are

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:08pm UTC

Witty,
I do not need Chinese/ Japanese/ Korean car insurance from State Farm.
Sincerely, doesn't have a license yet.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Ad on Witty: Hey, are you single?
Me: Yes...is there finally hope??

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Dear period ads,
Dont try to make me enjoy having my period.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I can't believe
that all these "single ladies in my area" want to meet me, must be due to all the "free ipads" I've been winning.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 4:24am UTC

Dear LCM ads,
You would only see someones face like that if they opened the lunchbox and saw a million dollars in it.
srsly. .__.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:05am UTC

Is it just me?
Or are some of the ads on Witty a bit provocative

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moonstone7777
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 9:51am UTC

waiting to skip an ad
the longest 5 seconds of your life

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC

FREE PENCIL
with the purchase of $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 worth of pencils.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC

when the ad
on youtube is longer than the actual song

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Code red! Code red!
The ads are back after the second quote on each page!
This has been a Public Service announcement.
Continue scrolling.

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greyskies
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 7:09am UTC

Witty just gave me ads for cream to increase my bo/ob size, and a textbook store.
I think its trying to tell me something.
Thanks, witty. Thanks a lot.

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...*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:19am UTC

School
www.wittyprofiles.com
The best way to get bullied, and commit suicide!
Join Now!
AdChoices►
.
.
.
That ad up there, yeah, the one about school, it's pretty much MY school :[[
double quote format by Breeze

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KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I'm just glad the ads on Witty don't look like actual quotes anymore

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sunshineandhappiness*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:00pm UTC

Is it me or do the Witty pages seem longer now that the adverts are back?

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