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happiest*
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February 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my azz off” I mean “lmao”

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happiest*
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February 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC

do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence

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happiest*
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February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC

No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

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sailing_strong_210202
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June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Based on actual events
Shoes -check.
Dresses -check.
Boy Troubles- check.
Safari Jones is about to take the trip of her life. The whole eighth grade class is going on a four day field trip to Washington D.C. Even though she is looking for some man candy; she gets tangled in a sour mess. She’s with her best friends crush and her friend is with her crush even though they have the same crush. And at the same time the guy she is with doesn’t fit in with the crowd she hangs out with. On top of that, her best friends new BF doesn’t really like her friend as much as he likes her. And the best is yet to come. It’s a messy love triangle of disaster, to say the least. What might have been the time of her life might turn into the worst decision of her life. At the same time, it’s a perfect storm. Everything that could go right went right and anything that could possibly go wrong can go wrong. If anything, it’s a dream, in the middle of a nightmare.

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