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Me: What time is it? 
Friend: TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH!
Me: *whispers* time for me to take your life
Me: *kicks her down a flight of stairs*



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Me: What time is it? Friend: TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH! Me:

14 faves · Dec 21, 2013 12:54pm

CaitlinAtTheDisco*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*


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funny · lol · wow · haha · hilarious · time_for_you_to_die · nomorelifeforyou

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