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Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I really
don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman year.
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Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this

153 faves · 23 comments · Aug 17, 2013 12:04am

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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You should have stabbed her.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Eric, you can't solve every problem with just stabbing people.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
You know what? I never looked at it that way.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Sometimes you just need to see things in a different light.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* · 1 decade ago
you put things in your moth?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
omg i didn't catch that
sweet jesus now i'm embarrassed
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laurenliveslovely · 1 decade ago
If you were almost dying you should have just spat it on on whatever. Who cares if it looked gross, you were DYING.
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1DisSleepingWithSirens_ · 1 decade ago
That b/tch.
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Kittyturnedintoahuman* · 1 decade ago
...Why didn't your friends get it? I mean, you guys were panicking yeah, but why would you send the girl who made you have a reaction get them?
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
holy sh/t thats messed up
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hope* · 1 decade ago
what a b-tch
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justkidding* · 1 decade ago
If I was you, I would snap at that b.tch.
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smileschangepeople · 1 decade ago
I'm allergic to all nuts. I get it!
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
*high five* welcome to my world.
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smileschangepeople · 1 decade ago
Haha ;)
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#wishicouldgetyouback* · 1 decade ago
It sucks being allergic to walnuts, doesn't it? I know how you feel. I had a cookie with walnuts and I was at a sports camp and the trainer just looked at me, and didn't know what to do.
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ThoseThings · 1 decade ago
You should've spat it out on her face. Did she not get into trouble for it though?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
no she didn't
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mads* · 1 decade ago
I would've beaten her a/s.
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*Yours Truly* · 1 decade ago
Shoulda spit it on her ._.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
That's horrible.
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astalker · 1 decade ago
wow, it sounds like something my sister would do
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
what kind of relationship do you have with your sister??????
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