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today my teacher asked me for an example of a nursery rhyme and i got old mcdonald and mary had a little lamb confused, and then i got even more confused, so what actually came out of my mouth was,

"old mcdonald had a little lamp."

lamp.

 
 
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today my teacher asked me for an example of a nursery rhyme and

203 faves · 7 comments · Jun 25, 2013 4:29am

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BlackButterflies


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sonoonetoldmelifewasgonnabethisway · schoolsajokeimbrokeandidontknowhowtospeak · funny

tobefrank · 1 decade ago
Lamp. I love lamp.
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
MY COCA COLA ACTUALLY JUST CAME OUT OF MY NOSE
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
this made my day xD
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Average_girl · 1 decade ago
This is the first quote that ever made me laugh for real.
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GO2HELL · 1 decade ago
OH GOD UR FUNNY
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh I'm dying xD
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stellarflame* · 1 decade ago
lizzy..... oh jesus christ you need help
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