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Person on Facebook: 
My mom: Get off the computer!
Me: *tumblr gif link*

Me: No
Me: How dare you
Me: You can't
Me: This is not for you
Me: Stop
Me: I mean it
Me: Get back in your cage
Me: Seriously
Me: The exit is to the right
Me: Or you can jump out the window
Me: Don't forget to make a gif of you jumping out the window okay
Me: So other idiots can see that YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERF.CKER
Me: Bye


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Person on Facebook: My mom: Get off the computer! Me: *tumblr

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