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1. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 7:29am UTC
   BxTCH.
   I don't fxcking live to please you.
   
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2. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 10:36am UTC
   Adventure Time,
   c'mon grab your friends,
   we'll go to very distant lands,
   with Jake the Dog and
   Finn the Human,
   the fun will never end, it's adventure time!
   
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3. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   Dear microwave,
   Why is my plate so hot and food so cold?
   Sincerely, confused.
   
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4. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 5:44pm UTC
   When a stranger holds the door open for you when you are still yards away and you have to do that awkward jog of gratitude so you don't keep them waiting.
   
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5. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 5:40pm UTC
   \\\FLASHBACK///
   I was in fourth grade on the bus and this little girl said to me, "What grade are you in?" And I said, "4th." And she yelled, "FOURTH GRADE IS FOR BABIES!"
   And she was in first grade. FIRST GRADE. I REPEAT FIRST GRADE!
   
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6. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 11:28am UTC
   CUTTINGYOURSELF?
   are you insecure about something?
   us witty girls, we've got your back.
   you are beautiful, no matter what!
   if you are reading this right now: you are beautiful.
   us girls think that, too! if you want to stop
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7. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 10:47am UTC
   L'OREAL
   tests their products on animals.
   I would protest but who doesn't want their
   pet to know they're worth it? I want my
   cat to be easy, breezy beautiful!
   Format by Breeze
   
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8. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 10:19am UTC
   Getting angry at objects
   for being in your way.
   
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9. epiccookies
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 10:17am UTC
   ♚
   KEEP
   CALM
   and
   MAKE
   RIDICULOUS
   PUNNY PUNS.
   
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10. epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:13am UTC
    AUTOCORRECT,
    I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt.
    
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