Last night I was babysitting a 4 year old
          Boy: Charlie I can't sleep.
          Me: Why not?
          Boy: There are monsters under my bed and they're gonna eat me.
          Me: No they aren't.  Monsters only eat scared kids.
          Boy: *gasp*
          Me: What.  You aren't scared are you?
          Boy: *nods head*
          Me: Well just don't be scared.  Be strong and know that you can fight the monster.
          Boy: But then he'll eat me.
          Me: But if you aren't scared, he can't eat you.


He fell asleep in 5 minutes