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pros and cons of being an astronaut 

Pros:
-get to go to space
-floating in zero gravity
-bitchln' view of earth
-moon golf
-kids will look up to me
-aliens?
-get to tell people, ''Im an astronaut''
-be a national hero

cons:
-no wifi





...I'm sorry mom, I can't be an astronaut.

 

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pros and cons of being an astronaut Pros: -get to go to space

20 faves · May 30, 2013 8:49pm

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funny · mom · internet · aliens · astronaut

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