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  1. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Okay, so Homecomign is this Friday and I was really hoping my crush would ask me to it or to dance.
    Well, today I found out that he has a girlfriend.
    Something like this happens every time I get a crush on someone.
    It kinda s//cks.
    Just venting.

  2. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    What color is his hair?: brown/blonde
    Cute smile: yes
    Braces: no
    Glasses: no
    Abs: I think so
    Height: probably around 5'9"
    How did you meet him: school
    How long have you known him: 2 weeks
    Does he play any sports: football and basketball
    Can he play the guitar: i don't know
    What about any other music instrument: i don't know
    Can he sing?: i don't know
    Do you guys ever text: email
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: hmm jeans and a T-Shirt
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: this light blue t shirt that sets his eyes off
    Least favorite thing about him: he is a d/ck
    Do your friends know that you like him: yeah
    Do your parents know him?: sadly, yes.
    Do you think they would like him: i don't think so
    Do you know him properly?: no
    Have you met his parents: no
    What would you do if he saw your witty: move to china

  3. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:38am UTC
    Self Harm
    Drink the liquor
    Swallow those pills
    Slice your wrists
    Do what kills
    Your life is worthless
    Didn't you know?
    Life is a lie
    Everyone's your foe

  4. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:02am UTC
    This is A TRUE STORY (not mine)
    My name is Chris,
    I am three,
    My eyes are swollen..
    I cannot see.
    I must be stupid,
    I must be bad,
    What else could have made,
    My daddy so mad?
    I wish I were better,
    I wish I weren't ugly,
    Then maybe my mommy,
    Would still want to hug me.
    I can't do a wrong,
    I can't speak at all,
    Or else I'm locked up,
    All day long.
    When I'm awake,
    I'm all alone,
    The house is dark,
    My folks aren't home.
    When my mummy does come home,
    I'll try and be nice,
    So maybe I'll just get,
    One whipping tonight.
    I just heard a car,
    My daddy is back,
    From Charlie's bar
    I hear him curse,
    My name is called,
    I press myself,
    Against the wall.
    I try to hide,
    From his evil eyes,
    I'm so afraid now,
    I'm starting to cry.
    He finds me weeping,
    Calls me ugly words,
    He says its my fault,
    He suffers at work.
    He slaps and hits me,
    And yells at me more,
    I finally get free,
    And run to the door.
    He's already locked it,
    And I start to bawl,
    He takes me and throws me,
    Against the hard wall.
    I fall to the floor,
    With my bones nearly broken,
    And my daddy continues,
    With more bad words spoken.
    'I'm sorry!', I scream,
    But it's now much to late,
    His face has been twisted,
    Into a unimaginable shape.
    The hurt and the pain,
    Again and again,
    O please let it end!
    And he finally stops,
    And heads for the door,
    While I lay there motionless,
    Sprawled on the floor.
    My name is Chris,
    I am three,
    Tonight my daddy,
    Murdered me.
    And you can help,
    Sickens me to the soul,
    If you read this,
    And don't pass it on
    I'll pray for your forgiveness,
    You would have to be,
    One heartless person,
    Not to be affected,
    By this Poem.
    And because you ARE affected,
    Do something about it!
    So all I ask you to do,
    Is pass this on

  5. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you can't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Drank alcohol
    cried when someone died
    felt someone up/ got felt up
    been cheated on by a bf/gf
    kissed somebody ( I wish )
    went farther then kissing somebody
    been in love
    been heartbroken
    missed your ex bf/gf

  6. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Ok, so there's this guy. I like him and I think he likes me, but I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend. Plus, my friends don't like him. His friends don't like me. In addition, he also drinks on the weekends, so he's not the most responsible person (He's 15, almost 16). And the cherry ontop of this sundae is I am almost definitely moving at the end of June.
    I said I wouldn't fall because there was no chance for us, but I have. And I don't know what to do.

  7. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I like him. I don't know why. All my friends think I'm crazy. He's 15, drinks on the weekends, and probably does weed. Maybe I like him because he's the only one in my whole school who has never looked at me in dusgust, or said a mean word to me. Even my friends have done that, but not him. Maybe it's because he can make me laugh when I just want to die. Maybe it's because he looks at me from across the room and there's something in his eyes, I don't know what, that gives me hope. He's not my boyfriend, or even a close friend. I don't know why I like him. I just do.

  8. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:52pm UTC
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  9. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    People always ask me why I read so much. I read because it's my escape. It's how I've managed to survive so long. Getting lost in characters' emotions, the adventure, romance, embarrassment, anger, it disconnects me from my own problems.
    Of course, they're the problems like when a character dies, you develop crushes on the male characters, the book series ends, you're grounded from books, etc.
    I read because I like it.

  10. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Here's one of my poems:
    Everyone’s mean and cruel
    Pummeling and stealing
    Talking lies, spreading rumors
    Hurting someone’s feelings
    You start on a boy
    Because he’s too short
    Or on the girl next door
    Because she’s just the right sort
    I never thought
    I would be the one
    To reestablish reality and
    Ruin everyone’s fun
    Preaching to everyone
    How could you do this?
    How could you tear someone down?
    You have everyone on your list
    You continue on
    Leaving everyone one in the dust
    Believing your the queen bee or king of the hill
    You continue on, like you must
    Next, you target me
    Wishing me to stop
    You stand watching me
    As I jump off this rooftop
    You’re still standing around like your cool
    Thinking, “Wow, I must really be great!”
    When really, all you are is this little girl
    Who’s ugly personality couldn’t wait
    Never thinking
    That the rumors you dredge
    Or how you act
    Could push someone over the edge
    please tell me some feedback

  11. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Red for the drink that's mixed with suicide

  12. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when... #1
    You make eye contact with your crush and you don't know whether to hold it or drop it.

  13. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    [x] I've fell in public
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [x] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [x] I had a serious surgery.
    [x] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [x] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [x] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  14. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    I feel filthy
    Violated and unsure
    Searching for the remains
    Of where they were
    The remnants of a person
    In the place we had lured
    We didn’t have to do it but
    We did anyways
    The girl we tortured
    She won’t be okay
    All the cruel actions,
    All the ugly words we’d say
    Seeing her with her ugly bangs
    “Four eyes” and “Bucktooth”
    Teasing and taunting
    A gash nothing could sooth
    What we spoke
    Wasn’t even close to the truth
    We tore and we ripped
    Shredding her soul
    Till all that was left
    Was this empty hole
    I wish I had left and
    Hadn’t played my role
    Why did we?
    Simple enough
    We wanted to see
    If she was as tough and
    As confident
    As she spoke of
    Turning friends against her
    Making her all alone
    Don’t know why we picked her
    Listening to her moan
    These were actions
    No one should condone
    Maybe if I wasn’t so weak
    I could’ve helped
    Not just stood there
    Watching them treat her like a whelp
    Now she’s lying on the floor
    Mingling with the kelp
    Threw herself off the bridge
    Hoping and succeeding to drown
    You stood there watching
    Acting like a queen with a crown
    Sitting on your dais
    With your gold-plated thrown

  15. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Butterflies and Spiders
    Butterflies are those girls
    Who scatter to and fro
    Their wings whispering softly
    Hooking you in a like a pro
    All they need
    Is a seductive word here
    A provocative gesture there
    They pull you near
    Not nearly as harmless
    As you first thought
    Sucking you dry
    Better I thought you were taught
    You could do better
    Empty in the head
    Everything they do is automatic
    And that’s all I’ve said
    Spiders, everyone backs away
    Not nearly as pretty
    As those butterflies
    But twice as witty
    They’re the ones
    Who have the personality and brains
    To stay away from poison or
    Bring an umbrella if it rains
    Any one who happens to notice
    Shows disdain
    As we walk by or
    Ignores our pain
    An ugly exterior
    A heart of gold inside
    If someone would just take the time to see
    The lovely person the outside hides
    Which would you pick
    The spider or butterfly
    The one who’ll make you laugh or
    The one who will make you cry

  16. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [X] Dogs are better than cats.
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [x] Sad movies suck
    [x] You own a car racing game.
    [x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
    [] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
    [x] You have watched sports on tv.
    [x] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [X] You Hate Drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [x] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    2. My girl side
    [X] You love to shop.
    [X] You wear eyeliner.
    [] You wear the color pink.
    [] You go to your mom to talk.
    [] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    [] You hate wearing the color black.
    [X] You like going to the mall.
    [] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [X] You like wearing jewelry.
    [] You cried watching the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [] You don’t like the movie star wars.
    [] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [] You care about what you look like.
    [] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [x] You like putting make-up on others.
    [] You like being the star of everything
    Part3. My gothic/emo/scene side
    [x] You like wearing black, red, and dark colours
    [X] You have alot of dark shadow colours
    [x] you wear alot of eye liner
    [X] You like gothic,emo bands like Bvb, skillex and Skillet
    [x] You have messy, sharp hair whcih is long
    [] you have messy short bouncey hair
    [] You have dark hair black or dark chocolate brown or chocolat brown.
    [X] Sometimes you harm youself
    [X] You like blood

  17. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Wise Beyond her Years
    Little girl, trying to find your place
    Searching and searching for a friend
    Trying to find where you belong
    A heart you can never mend
    Torn apart by broken promises
    And a hand that they couldn’t lend
    Betrayal and lies
    Scattered across your past
    Seeing everyone leave
    How long will this last?
    The lies and bullying
    All the rumors that they cast
    Little girl, stay strong
    We’re coming to the rescue
    Soon you’ll be okay
    Just stay for a few
    If you can’t, we understand
    We’ll deliver the justice you’re due
    Stay away from her
    You evil beasts
    As she cuts herself and bleeds,
    On her pain you feast
    You tear and you strip
    Till her soul is the least
    That little girl
    Was wise beyond her years
    She stood up for herself
    And faced her fears
    Till, at last, she could take no more
    And her final breath nears
    She was a victim
    Not unlike me
    I was taught by her
    She helped me to see
    That everything is true
    And how kind others can be

  18. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Preppy Beach: Um... I can see your bra.
    Me: Yeah, but you can't see my bo/obs.

  19. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 10:00am UTC
    Seed of Kindness
    Listen to me closely
    As I speak what must be spoken
    It’s a knowledge we all contain
    The silence has finally been broken
    Open your eyes
    Look around, what do you see?
    I see misery, torture everywhere
    And anywhere it could possibly be
    There is hope
    I also see a light
    A light to lead the way
    It shines so bright
    No, it is not God’s light
    Or any religious sphere
    It’s just a light that reflects
    The kindness of a person near
    Not just anyone
    Can fashion a light so bright
    Only one distinctly pure
    Who wishes no one to blight
    Each and every single person
    Carries a seed of this within
    It just needs a little nurturing
    To blossom without sin
    So think about this seed
    When you put yourself first
    It cannot grow while
    Hate and sin still thirst

  20. VKisses VKisses
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    For you, I would play
    For you, I would sing
    For you, I would die
    For you, I would do anything
    Together, we will play
    Together, we will sing
    Together, we won’t die
    Together, we can do everything
    For us, I would play
    For us, I would sing
    For us, I would die
    For us, I would do anything
    Apart, we can’t play
    Apart, we can’t sing
    Apart, we will die
    Apart, we will do nothing


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