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This is how my mom works.

Mom: How much homework do you have, sweetie?
Me: Kind of alot, I'll have to start in about a half hour or so. I'm going to play computer right now though.
Mom: Alright, as soon as the clock turns 4:00, you start your homework right away! No excuses!
Me: I know mom I know, I'm responsible you know that.
Clock: ~turns to 4:00~
Me: Oh shoot better rap this up, hold on though just gotta reply to this last comment
Clock: ~turns to 4:01~
Mom: HONEY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I SAID 4:00 I THOUGHT YOU CLAIMED YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE OH MY GODDDDDD. I DID NOT RAISE YOU THIS WAY. YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE AND START YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT. IF YOU FAIL THESE ASSIGNMENTS JUST REMEMBER IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU.

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