So I was at the
supermarket the other day.
and a boy turned around from an aisle to look at me
and winked at me. So I stood there, like a
r.tard with my
bestfriend. And we decided to go over to talk
to him.
We started talking, and just before we left, I whispered to
him
'You might want to get that eye of yours checked
out'
The look he gave me made me crease up laughing.
Nice try mate.