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Universal lies..


               

       1. I'm not drunk
2. I'm single
3. Let's stay friend
4. I won't hurt you
5. She's just a friend
6. I lost your number
7. I don't have gum
8. I need time to myself
9. I'll start exercising and dieting tomorrow


 




 
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Universal lies.. 1. I'm not drunk 2. I'm single 3. Let's

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