Mum: Hey, that band you
like is on tv.
Me *bashes through my door*
Me: *trips down stairs*
Me: *slips on floor*
Me: *runs into wall*
Me: *army rolls through kitchen*
Me: *skids around corner*
Me: *dives onto couch*
Me: Shut up or I will f//cking murder you
all.
nmf
