So basically, my little cousin and my uncle and I went mini
golfing.
Little cousin: How do I hit this golf
ball?
Uncle: Just golf like Daddy does!
Little cousin: *stares at ball for 5 seconds*
*swings the club as hard as he can*
Golf ball: *goes 2 inches*
Little cousin: *slams golf club on the
ground*
Little cousin: DAMMIT!!!
And that, my friends, is how Daddy
golfs.
