Is is just me, or did we used to
have normal smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry,
or mint and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle and it's like:
DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAIN MIXED WITH THE
ROOT OF AN ASCUBAANCT PLANT THAT GROWS IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN
AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR
VOLUME.
Any you know what? IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS.
lol.
