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Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school,
usually she slept theough the class.
One day the teacher called out her name while she was napping,
"Tell me Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, Little Johnny,
an Altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" Shouted mary and the teacher said,
"Very good!" And Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
"Who is our lord and savior?"
But mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny cam to the rescue and stabbed her again.
"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary. And the teacher said,
"Very good," And Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
"What did eve say to adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!"
The teacher fainted.

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Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school, usually

109 faves · 7 comments · Oct 27, 2012 9:28pm

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DreamingDirectioner · 1 decade ago
OMG ATWHOILRENKEHTLNAEROTRENSORAWETOWAERLDFJ ADTWWERFERSOFLSNDLRGNFRLANERFBHAIOKWLFNVKBDF
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mskpd333 · 1 decade ago
AHAHAH LOL
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOOOOOO omg I cant breathe
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HGlover12 · 1 decade ago
brb dying! HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am dead from laughter :)
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idocartwheels · 1 decade ago
this deserves not only a top quote.. but the number one top quote ever im actually dying this is AMAZING where did you find it?
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underestimated · 1 decade ago
I found it on the app ifunny
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