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ZAYN MALIK:
Has a pool, can't swim.
Has a car, can't drive.
"Can't Dance", uploads video of self dancing.
"I really like brunettes, maybe with dark eyes", girlfriend is blonde.




nmq, nmf. found on tumblr.

 

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ZAYN MALIK: Has a pool, can't swim. Has a car, can't

289 faves · 6 comments · Aug 15, 2012 9:52pm

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meagenrose · 1 decade ago
Gotta love him (:
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greensushi17 · 1 decade ago
wow how dumb
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
girlfriend is blonde WITH beautiful grey/blue eyes
nothing dark there, Malik
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Zayn Jaawad Malik.
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katiebug1115 · 1 decade ago
That's hilarious!
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