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Me watching the Olympics:

Me: Oh my god that guy has hella muscle!
Me: DANG! look at those biceps!
Me: I want a piece of that!
Me: Oooh! He hella cute!
Me: OH MY GOD!! ITS RYAN LOCHTE!!
Me: LOTCHENATION!!
Me: Come Ryan!! You can do it!!
Me: Oh you didnt win. Thats ok your still very very pretty. Your hot thats all that matters!
Me: Oh my god look at that sexy smile!
Me: Mmm!!
Me: Oh my god, his so hot!
Me: Oh my god! Look at those abs!!
Me: OMG!!!
Me: His soo cute!!!
Me: Ewww, i dont wanna watch Womens Swimming.
Me: *fast forwards to Men's Gymnastics*
Me: Oh my god, Sam Mikulak is hella cute!!
Me: Woow! You did a great job baby!
Me: he better have my babies.
Me: I LOVE YOU!!!

True story

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