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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door away into the sunset


 

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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes

364 faves · 14 comments · Jul 26, 2012 6:37pm

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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
ILOVEDISQUOTE but someone jocked it

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quotingjenna · 1 decade ago
hahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaha omg i just died. r.i.p me
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Qutiepie3229 · 1 decade ago
This quote was hilarious, I almost died laughing. XD
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_g0ldenkiid* · 1 decade ago
I almost busted a gut when you said 'transforms in to a potato and rolls out the door away into the sunset.' :)
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dreamlandfugitive · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh yes, i litterally laughed when the doctor asked me that... i was like hahahaha no. i dont even have a boyfriend.
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
Potato***
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO DKM! TURNS INTO A POTATOE AND ROLLS AWAY INTO THE SUNSET
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Cupcake17 · 1 decade ago
this made me lol so much :)

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maybenow · 1 decade ago
best quoteever1 can't stop laughing! it was the potato bit that did me in
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WeAllHaveFlaws · 1 decade ago
Oh myy god you have NO IDEA how hard that made me laugh. I looked like a dying retarded seal.
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rememberthelove · 1 decade ago
....whhaaattt dafuq?? lolz i love this so much!
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xxokiraxxo · 1 decade ago
it's supposed to be a no....
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StarCrossedLover · 1 decade ago
So, I'm guessing that's a yes.

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ambear24 · 1 decade ago
oh my goodness. this is probably the first quote to ever make me almost pee myself laughing. :D
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