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me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*
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me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls? guy on phone:

1175 faves · 26 comments · Jun 21, 2012 8:12pm

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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
lol, ur crazy
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sjfashionfever · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH♥
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mdrummx3 · 1 decade ago
LOL, took me a minutee but that waas amazinng
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sawsaw2141998 · 1 decade ago
HAHAH I GOT IT EVENTUALLY! :D
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JustWaiting · 1 decade ago
the click means he hung up..
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xHello · 1 decade ago
I had to read this like 3 times to get it, lol.
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R_UBY · 1 decade ago
what does click mean though?
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AbbyShea143 · 1 decade ago
Cotton balls-->Testicles-->Meaning his testicles are fluffy cotton balls-->Does it tickles?-->Meaning when he walks to fluffy cotton balls which are his testicles tickle his legs and other junk when he walks.
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Phoebe* · 1 decade ago
theyre asking a guy if he has cotton BALLS ... not cotton balls
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crayons4ever · 1 decade ago
someone explain >.<
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susanenna · 1 decade ago
i don't get it... can someone explain? :L
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AcidCreep · 1 decade ago
peed a little....
^0^
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AbbyShea143 · 1 decade ago
I can not get over how funny this is. I have been walking around all day asking people if they have cotton balls.
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loveisjustlove · 1 decade ago
hahah the click also reminds of this(:
http://www.933flz.com/pages/meet-one-direction/index.php?linkid=22510
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forgetmenot924 · 1 decade ago
Lmao!
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kitten7121 · 1 decade ago
Omg, i am so going to try this
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huntygirl101 · 1 decade ago
what if a girl picks up..? HAHAHA THAT WOULD BE FUNNY. you should call pizza Hut and ask them if they. know another pizza places number:P
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Jazzygurl28 · 1 decade ago
haha lol!
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WordsIWillNeverSay · 1 decade ago
hahaha
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TurtleRawr · 1 decade ago
LOL.
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