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I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom..

Me: Okay, well.. I really hate killing you guys, and I know that without you, the world would be overrun with insects. So I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower, and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me..
Spider: No probs, bro. I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty. My cousin's been living in there, and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh, that's okay. I'll have it cleaned. You can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man. I'll be over here until your shower's over.

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I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom..

406 faves · 13 comments · Jun 13, 2012 1:34pm

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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
I wish my spiders are as nice as yours :|
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xociarraxo · 1 decade ago
lmao!
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qwertyuiopcherry · 1 decade ago
lol
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
That was a polite lit spider :D
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princess_alone · 1 decade ago
Hahahah!
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rawr_ima_kitty · 1 decade ago
hahaha.
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RandomSmileyFace · 1 decade ago
hahahaha i wish!
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FullOfRegrets · 1 decade ago
This is brilliant
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too_much-swag* · 1 decade ago
Hilarious
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swaggerqueen27 · 1 decade ago
this quote is amazing
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Imperfectedmuffin · 1 decade ago
i died laughing

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whoaitskatrina · 1 decade ago
This quote.... is the most perfect thing I have ever read.
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DenaAnn · 1 decade ago
YES. :D
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