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814 faves · 27 comments · Apr 17, 2012 10:23pm

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xoshannonxo12 · 1 decade ago
lol me right now! soo funny cause its soo true!
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brilovesrondo9 · 1 decade ago
"IT'S LIKE A MURDER SCENE IN MY PANTS!"
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AliGal · 1 decade ago
Food don't forget food
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allibug · 1 decade ago
lol i read that and died laughing because everyone that has had it, knows its true! I say AMEN! :)
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xoJustBreathexo · 1 decade ago
right now-.-
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wittyness · 1 decade ago
haha love your stories guys!
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Tempest* · 1 decade ago
That's how I feel right now because I'm on my period. I hate being a girl
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imabelieber123 · 1 decade ago
I laugh 24/7 I hate my period!!!!!
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legit7 · 1 decade ago
How I feel right now. Lol I went to get ice cream and I'm lactose intolerant and my mom goes "Danielle, no ice cream." and I started crying and I was like MOOOOMMMMMM and I ran aawway screaming and she's now LOL
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ayearwithoutrain · 1 decade ago
Lol me right now
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Carleyb1999 · 1 decade ago
i haven't had mine yet and u meant at the end or*
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_LoveSuicidexo · 1 decade ago
wish I knew
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carson5482 · 1 decade ago
@shawn_the_man I think I'd rather have a period monthly than have to deal with that! That would be so embarrassing! xD
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shawn_the_man · 1 decade ago
being a boy can be bad....not as bad tho. accidental random......how do i say this...boners. that come out of no where...and are visible through your pants. how do you hide that??!?!?!
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jkgirly102 · 1 decade ago
Oh and "Im so fat right now"

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
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jkgirly102 · 1 decade ago
For me its
WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE.
I FEEL LIKE A DYING COW.
Where is my heated pillow?
I swear to god this pamprin is not working.

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Awkward96 · 1 decade ago
"I'm going to die." HAHAHAH :D
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Ty1210 · 1 decade ago
When i get mine i think of the video we watched in Health with the part of all the blood cells falling out...
Then the girl was laying in bed with a cold pack over her ... o.o
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vicki_lynn93 · 1 decade ago
so glad i dont get those anymore. :)
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AnimieChic · 1 decade ago
I got MY period today -____- all i think is "Is it ever going to stop?! What if it doesnt and i just DIE of blood loss?!"
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