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Comatose107

1. Comatose107
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   F L Y
   i o o
   r v u
   s e s
   t e
   l
   f
   
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2. Comatose107
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   August 1, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   R.I.P
   little person in temple run R.I.P
   
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3. Comatose107
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   July 10, 2012 11:18am UTC
   ITS MY BIRTHDAY...
   that is all i have to say.
   
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4. Comatose107
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   Sarcasm: The Ability To Inslut Idiots without them realizing it.
   
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5. Comatose107
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   April 25, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   * Dad coming home from trip*
   Dad: *bring in a bag* i brought you something
   Me: *takes bag* IS IT FOOD!!!
   Dad:no
   Me:* opens bag* Oh my gosh....ITS COOKIES......
   
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6. Comatose107
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   My schools poster of drunk driving
   See Dick Drink. See Dick Drive. See Dick Die. Don't Be A Dick.
   whole school laughing
   true story
   
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7. Comatose107
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   HUG ME BROTHER!!!!!!
   
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8. Comatose107
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   April 9, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   I Hate Watching FOOD network
   Cause i always get hungry!!!
   
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9. Comatose107
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 8:14am UTC
   And I Told You To Be Patient
   And I Told You To Be Fine
   And I Told You To Be Balanced
   And I Told You To Be Kind <3
   
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10. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    WTF:
    WHERES THE FOOD!!!!
    
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11. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    In math class passing out report cards
    ME: HAHAHA...I GOT 69%
    Class: *laughing so hard they almost pee their pants
    true story
    
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12. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Coughing durning english
    Friend: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DIE
    Me:(cough)I'll (cough) Try (cough) Not (cough) To....
    Friend:DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!
    
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13. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    You Know That Your Lazy
    ............
    To Type In A Different Song On Youtube
    
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14. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Safe & Sound
    Hold On To This Lullaby
    Even When Music's GONE,
    GONE
    Just Close Your Eyes
    The Sun Is Going Down
    You'll Be Alright
    No-one Can Hurt You Now
    Come Morning Light
    You & I'll Be Safe & Sound
    
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15. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Safe and Sound <3
    
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16. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    I love
    reading the
    insides of
    Dove's Chocolate:)
    'Go where your heart takes you'
    
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17. Comatose107
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I hate it when
    your two friends like the same guy, and are fighting over him
    and you started it
    
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