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what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks
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what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom. what she heard:

1469 faves · 6 comments · Mar 31, 2012 9:32pm

LilWayne145

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PeanutTeddyBearzzz · 1 decade ago
Lmao, "your cooking sucks" .____.
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xotaracarr* · 1 decade ago
HOLY OVER 1000 FAVS! GOOD JOB BRE! :)
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completeinhim · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. hilarious.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
This is hilarious =) Love it!
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AnonymousBlue · 1 decade ago
oh, and your cooking sucks xoxoxoxo love you :D
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FluffyScamp · 1 decade ago
Lololol. "Your cooking sucks."
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