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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me:
I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

 
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY! *ten minutes go by* Mom: Are

2111 faves · 10 comments · Feb 29, 2012 7:34pm

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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
:O you know my mom?!?! lol thats EXACTLY her!
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imapro · 1 decade ago
i dont get it
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runawayrachel10 · 1 decade ago
MY MOM PRECISLEY!
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
hahaha xD
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jellybean4747 · 1 decade ago
omg legit story of my life.
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ya_kno_ilove_ya · 1 decade ago
Storyof my life.
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luna_lovegood · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH my mom exactly.
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xThisIsMyTurtle · 1 decade ago
My mom always does that, and I'm like wtf?! aHaha
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
v no my mom does it, too.
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caramelcoco11 · 1 decade ago
then they complain that their late and say that YOU need to be faster...or is that just my mom?
:P
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