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1. xThisIsMyTurtle
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   May 9, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   Hollister_x3
   
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2. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Every girl has that one guy she goes back to,
   heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why,
   not even her. And she just can't let go.
   
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3. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   When a girl cries for a guy, it means she really misses him.
   But when a guy cries for a girl, it means no one can love that
   girl more than him.
   
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4. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 12:05am UTC
   s o m e t i m e s ,
   Someone who's always been there
   For everyone else, also needs someone
   To be there for them too.
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5. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   Since I've lost you, I'm lost too.
   -Lil Wayne
   
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6. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 7:34pm UTC
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   In the morning,
   My bangs are too stubborn to go on one side of my face,
   so they sit in the middle of my forehead.
   Awesome.
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7. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 9:51pm UTC
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   When I was little,
   I would make some of my Barbie Dolls
   Be slutty. Gotta love a girls childhood. ♥
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8. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   "Mommy!"
   Little Boy: Theres a monster under my bed!!
   Mom: Theres no such thing as mo--
   OH MY GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM!!!
   Little Boy: !!!
   Mom: Just kidding. It only eats little kids.
   Good night.
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9. xThisIsMyTurtle
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 6:04pm UTC
   Dear Rapists,
   I've slept with more little
   Kids than you ever could.
   Sincerely, Teddy Bear
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10. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I W i l l S t o p L o v i n g Yo u W h e n . .
    A mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless man walk on water.♥
    Yeah, that means never.
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11. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    *****
    W h e n Y o u R e a l l y L o v e
    S o m e o n e :
    Age, Distance, and Height
    Are Just numbers.
    *****
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12. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:11pm UTC
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    Tall Guy + Short Girl = Cute
    But..
    Short Guy + Tall Girl = Really Awkward
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13. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    i f i h a v e 10 f i s h , 5 d r o w n , a n d 3 c o m e b a c k t o l i f e . .
    How many fish do I have?
    Stop counting smart one,
    Fish can't drown.
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14. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    ~ & In the mornin', I'm makin' WAFFLES.
    -Donkey From Shrek
    
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15. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Your ex asking to be friends after
    you stop dating is like a kidnapper
    asking to keep in touch after they let you go..
    
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16. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Me: What time is it?
    Friend: The clocks right there.
    Me: DID I ASK WHERE THE CLOCK IS?!
    
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17. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    "Aww, you've grown so much! I remember when you were just little."
    "Who the f*ck are you?!"
    
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18. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    When I tell stories
    about people I don't like,
    I give them
    ridiculous voices.
    
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19. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
    Girl: Yeah, here.
    Boy: Uh. Its out of ink.
    Girl: No it's not.
    Boy: Dont believe me?
    Go on, Write your number.
    
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20. xThisIsMyTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:42pm UTC
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