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If I'm ever involved in a shootout
                             I'm going to lay on the ground and pretend like someone already killed me.

 
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839 faves · 6 comments · Feb 24, 2012 10:05am

BravoSierra

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AlyssaXx4434 · 1 decade ago
genius :)
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xbeautifulx_Xnightmare · 1 decade ago
I literally think this every time we have a lock down drill.
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madsters27 · 1 decade ago
i said this to my teacher once..... he screamed at me.
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angry_muffins · 1 decade ago
my grandfather survived storming Normandy that way. but he wasnt really pretending, he did get shot jsut didnt die lol so he was just kinda laying there
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deadprincess31 · 1 decade ago
Ha ha me too....or I would just start laughing and sit on a teachers desk or sumthin'
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
how did i never think of this already? ;o
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