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SweatBandit

Status: Pessimism For Beginners

Member Since: 4 Dec 2011 09:49am

Last Seen: 8 Aug 2016 05:57pm

Birthday: June 13

Location: Hastings, England

Gender: F

user id: 246566

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I haven't been here for a while, so I'm sure as hell not going to make this pretty. I have no layout - although I used to change it every week. I have quite a few Quotes that got onto the Top Today page back when you needed at least five hundred hearts to make it into the top five pages. This website has gone downhill and it reminds me a lot of a graveyard with a lot of bodies that haven't been buried.

Nevertheless, I am here now, if only to go through my old page and write this biography.

So here we go.

I was born almost seventeen years ago, with injections of salt water into my veins and surgery of smiling at strangers following directly afterwards. I broke my first bone around the time I was seven, when I ran up some steps in the playground. My swimming exam was that evening and I started drowning in the pool - that's what made us go to hospital.

There is a fountain in my town in the middle of a road; we use it as a roundabout or a place to sit and watch fireworks - at least, we did until this year (2015) because they have now put a fence up around it when we have events, because otherwise, someone would throw dye or soap (or both) into the water and it would take a week to clean it all out.

My brother lives in Wales now, which means the back-water town of the lower East of England I live in feels a slight bit more bareable, with a lot more leg room. He is two years older than I am, although he looks two years younger, and we rarely get along. I remember that he tried drowning me once - but the lifeguard didn't notice, and my parents didn't believe me.

I love writing and breathing, as if they were one in the same. I like it when ink pours from veins, and punctation is writen in the bruises. I've always hoped to have that; that everytime I scrape my knee or fall out of bed, I'll find I pool of letters and fonts. But instead, I find blood. Which is far more disappointing.

I hope you're not hoping for anything when you look at my page, because all you'll find is a fourteen year old, stuck in time, in motion, in her mind, and really, I don't think that'll be helpful for anyone.
  1. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I just read over our old messages, and my chest started to hurt. Like, really hurt.
    And it's not because they were sweet, but because they hurt, and I felt like a crazy person.
    Just reading the messages made me realise how stupid I used to be; how little he cares about me now.
    I was strange, and annoying - I realised how bad it all sounded; what I wrote; I was always in the wrong.
    I really wouldn't be surprised if he hated me right now; for simply sounding like such a crazy person.

  2. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Am I the only one who knows that if you hover over the Witty logo,
    The header flashes in rainbow colours?

  3. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Memories fade, and pictures are lost-
    but love stays around forever.

  4. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Your knife, my back.
    My gun, your head.

  5. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    If I die, stay away from my funeral.

  6. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    I'm awesome,
    what's your excuse?

  7. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    She whispers, "I'm afraid of falling."
    He smiles, "I'll catch y ou."

  8. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Sometimes, I think about my life and just want to kind of bang my head into a wall.

  9. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    "Frankly, my dear,
    I don't give a damn."

  10. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
    STUPID
    Smart, Talented, Unique Person In Demand

    format by: OhHoePlease

  11. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    "where do you see yourself fifteen years from now?"
    "I see myself being older."

  12. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    "Burn a pure and breathe the ash,
    take his guts and make a sash.
    Twist his hair and make a rope.
    And use his bones to make pure soap."

  13. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:53am UTC
    when i was five,
    i had a crush on my best friend.
    i think he knew because i gave him a valentines card.
    when i was seven,
    i was still best friends with him.
    but he liked another girl in our class, so i let him be.
    when i was nine,
    we didn't speak as often.
    but i still thought he was cute, and we remained friends.
    when i was eleven,
    we didn't see each other for a year.
    but when i saw him again afterwards, i liked him more than ever.
    when i was thirteen,
    we only spoke once or twice a month.
    i didn't like him as much, and he was the most popular guy in the year.
    and now i'm nearly fifteen,
    and i don't like him anymore,
    we haven't spoken in months and i really don't see what our friendship was for.

  14. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    She lives in a fairytale
    somewhere too far for us to find.

  15. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Don't cry when the sun is gone,
    because your tears wont let you see the stars.

  16. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Beauty is skin deep.
    Ugly is to the bone.

  17. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Enjoy your youth.
    You'll never be younger than you
    are at this very moment.
    tumblr

  18. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    What this world needs is a group hug

  19. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Before you ask
    which way to go, remember where you've been. ♥

  20. SweatBandit SweatBandit
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    You like Sleeping with Sirens?
    let's please get married and have beautiful children.

:)

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