Witty Profiles
Santa is
dangerous.
Before you let the man in red into
your home,
READ
THIS;
- he
drinks and drives. if he has a small glass of alcohol at every
house, after about one million homes he would be way, WAY over
the legal limit.
- he breaks and enters. through the
chimney.
- he flies thousands of feet up in
the air but is never seen wearing a helmet or seatbelt for
safety. what is he fell? santa would DIE, kiddies. DIE. that is
just irresponsible.
- he enslaves cute little elves and
forces them to make presents in sweatshops. merry little elf
sweatshops.
- he is morbidly obese. this is a bad
influence on children.
- he creeps into little kids rooms at
night to 'give them toys".
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- taking time zones into account,
Santa has around 31 hours to deliver about 700 million presents.
to accomplish this, his sleigh would have to be travelling at
around 1,000 miles a second. This is hardcore
speeding.
- if you rearrange
"s-a-n-t-a", it spells "s-a-t-a-n". 'nuff
said.
431 faves · 12 comments · Dec 2, 2011 3:30am
SaYWhaTTx3
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1 decade ago
I take it that you don't celebrate Christmas o_O
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XxPeaceLuvHappinessxX
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1 decade ago
my childhood has been destryed.. and yeah he drinks milk? nott alchol..?
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TureenPiromari_NumbaOneLakersFan
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1 decade ago
LMFAO made my wholee day (: Satan hee.. hee hee ^_^
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khushhx0x
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1 decade ago
he has a smalll glass of alcohol at every house? i thought it was milk? wtf..confused!
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143Belieber
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1 decade ago
gee thanks bro.
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trisbear1
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1 decade ago
this just like ruined my childhood.
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x0XojEsS
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1 decade ago
i no this is a joke but im sure little kids r on here so dont make them scared of christmas.
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chubbybunny20
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1 decade ago
and he's watching you when you're sleeping o_o
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tishfayeobrienmwahh
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1 decade ago
this made me wee!
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EmilyBeth05
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1 decade ago
Oh god. -__-
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sally101
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1 decade ago
lmao... ^.^
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
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Is it called breaking and entering? If nothing was broken? Or do chimneys have hatches on them? Sorry. My house doesn't really have a chimney. Santa drinks alcohol? 31 hours to give presents... It's probably right (can't be bothered to try check because I'm not sure how you could do it...)