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At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges.
You're going to want to make fake quotes about having cancer, and how your puppy is dying
and your dad wants to kick it off the roof.
But if you do make quotes like that for faves,
you will get Chlamydia... and die.

Just don't do it, okay, promise?

Okay, now everybody take some html codes.

mine! daveigh<3

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