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1. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2010 3:23am UTC
   A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.
   “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.
   However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative
   remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one,
   in which a double positive can express a negative.”
   A voice from the back of the room piped up,
   "Yeah, right."
   
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2. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2010 11:36pm UTC
   There are two things I hate:
   prejudice and the Dutch.
   ++Austin Powers +
   
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3. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2010 11:55pm UTC
   me and you
   we can do
   anything
   
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4. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2010 3:43am UTC
   Such a Facebook moment...
   2:23pm: Wowww you're so prettyyy!
   2:54pm: OMGEE GORG ;D
   6:11pm: I'd hit ittttt
   Yeah, photoshop really works wonders for her.
   rotate cred to peaceinpieces!
   
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5. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2010 12:25am UTC
   Love is the hardest
   and strangest emotion
   you will ever attempt
   to keep forever
   ♡
   credit to peaceinpieces!
   
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6. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2010 1:45am UTC
   He proposed.
   ♡
   
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7. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2010 12:54am UTC
   I hate jockers.
   Then again, I also hate
   when over half of your d*mn quote says
   " all mineeee no jocking!"
   
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8. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 1:48am UTC
   Tell him you love him before it's too late.
   For as each moment passes, you'll see
   That there's room in your heart if you open the gate.
   Tell him now, "love has happened to me."
   Your heart is a clock in the still of the night
   Regret is a black ship set sail in the east;
   Love allows you no fear and grants you such might
   That the words will float soft on the breeze:
   "Love has happened to me."
   mine.
   
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9. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 1:09am UTC
   i sell propane
   and propane
   accessories.
   
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10. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 12:54am UTC
    i've found the one.
    and you will too.
    i promise you.
    
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11. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    and all the constellations shine down for us to see
    and if you don't believe me
    just put your hands on me
    
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12. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    It's unreal,
    the way I feel.
    
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13. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 1:18pm UTC
    GIRLS.. you wouldn't follow a boy around
    like a little lost puppy dog in real life, right?
    So why do it on Witty?
    it proves to these guys that girls will do anything for them...
    and makes them more likely to give you nothing in return.
    It's really sad, girls.
    Step up your self respect.
    I don't expect to get any faves for this one.
    
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14. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges.
    You're going to want to make fake quotes about having cancer, and how your puppy is dying
    and your dad wants to kick it off the roof.
    But if you do make quotes like that for faves,
    you will get Chlamydia... and die.
    Just don't do it, okay, promise?
    Okay, now everybody take some html codes.
    mine! daveigh<3
    
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15. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 1:15am UTC
    IT'S ONLY YOU beautiful; or
    i don't want anyone
    
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16. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 12:55am UTC
    HEY ANGEL I
    think your
    halo has a
    screw loose
    cause you dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school
    
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17. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    How come at the end
    of every party, there's
    always a girl crying?
    
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18. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    sometimes i miss you.
    i miss you so much when the sun is shining. i miss you more when the rain is hard. i miss you lots when the birds are chirping. i miss you the most when dark clouds fill the yard.
    well, most of the time.
    c r e d i t m e p l z .
    
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20. xxC00L3RxTHANxM3xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 3:12am UTC
    I'VE MADE ENOUGH
    MISTAKES FOR
    THIS LIFETIME
    ////////////////// Now I'm here to make amends.
    LET'S START TODAY.
    
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