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1. blonder123
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   My friends family taught me that every fortune in a fortune cookie can be followed with "in bed"
   (:y friends family taught me that every fortune in a fortune cookie can be followed with, "in bed"
   (:
   
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2. blonder123
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   February 25, 2011 5:42pm UTC
   since when did it become illegal to walk around pants-less in your own home?
   
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3. blonder123
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   February 11, 2011 1:08pm UTC
   -quickly logging off facebook
   when someone walks into the room
   so they don't think your addicted-
   
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4. blonder123
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   February 11, 2011 1:06pm UTC
   that small moment of satisfaction
   when you make the funny kid
   in your class laugh
   (:
   
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5. blonder123
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   December 23, 2010 10:57pm UTC
   i like how hollister is a clothing store but the people on the bags are practically naked
   
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6. blonder123
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   September 13, 2010 6:14pm UTC
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7. blonder123
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   September 13, 2010 6:08pm UTC
   DAAAYYYMMMNNN
   skater boys are hottt
   
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8. blonder123
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   September 9, 2010 6:12pm UTC
   don't worry, your prince charming will come... he just took the wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions
   *credit to XoXCuTiEOxO*
   
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9. blonder123
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   August 30, 2010 8:37pm UTC
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10. blonder123
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    August 30, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    OMG OMG A HOBO!!!!
    of course my friends would get excited about seeing a 45 year old homeless man
    
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11. blonder123
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    August 22, 2010 10:32am UTC
    witty was made for stalking friends on this site are called followers
    
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12. blonder123
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    August 22, 2010 10:16am UTC
    i love when everything's quiet, then randomly my friend blurts out,"so how bout them Yankees?"
    
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13. blonder123
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    August 22, 2010 10:07am UTC
    +& don't you just hate it when you're telling a really long story and all of a sudden the person you're telling it to says,"what? i wasn't listening. start over."
    
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14. blonder123
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    August 22, 2010 10:00am UTC
    +& i might drive myself insane if those lips aren't speaking my name
    
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15. blonder123
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    August 19, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    What would the world be without facebook, myspace,or twitter?
    just fine.
    
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16. blonder123
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    August 17, 2010 6:54pm UTC
    Dad-"We are participating parents, until you get into high school then we just don't give a sh*t anymore."
    i love my dad
    
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17. blonder123
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    August 17, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    Bri-"Why do we have such a stupid dress code?"
    Nat-"So we don't distract from the learning environment."
    Bri-"So. If boys stare we should take it as a compliment. Besides it's not our fault every boy at this school is a perv."
    you can't blame a girl for telling the truth
    
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18. blonder123
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    August 17, 2010 6:12pm UTC
    Witty Profiles
    A website where teens can make fun of Justin Beiber and quote Jersey Shore....life is good again :D
    
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