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Quotes added on Friday, May 22 2015

  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 7:12pm UTC
    I DON'T NEED YOUR QUICK FIX I DON'T WANT YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS JUST CAUSE YOU SAY I'M CRAZY; SO WHAT IF I'M FXCKING CRAZY?

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 7:17pm UTC
    THERE'S A WAR INSIDE MY HEAD, SOMETIMES I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD, I'M BROKEN. SO I CALL THIS THERAPIST AND SHE SAID GIRL YOU CAN'T BE FIXED, JUST TAKE THIS.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. whatmadeyouhappytoday whatmadeyouhappytoday happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 8:25pm UTC
    The time of a man's life is as a point; the substance of it ever flowing, the sense obscure; and the whole composition of the body tending to corruption. His soul is restless, fortune uncertain, and fame doubtful; to be brief, as a stream so are all things belonging to the body; as a dream, or as a smoke, so are all that belong unto the soul. Our life is a warfare, and a mere pilgrimage. Fame after life is no better than oblivion. What is it then that will adhere and follow? Only one thing, philosophy. - marcus aurelius

  7. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 8:43pm UTC
    Lovesickness is a beautiful thing when you think about it. Being head over heels for someone is incredible; everything they do makes you fall harder than you ever could've imagined. You find yourself doing things you never could've dreamt about doing, and everyday is another day of happiness, joy, and possibilities. That person might as well be the only person on this earth, because no one else matters as much as they do. Life isn't just you living anymore, it's them being there, living it with you. You want to do everything with them, talk to them every moment of every minute of every day. Seeing them makes your cheeks blush and your heart pound and your mind spin. So if I could recommend anything, I would recommend being sick in love.

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:01pm UTC
    From dust rose mountains, and I rise, too.

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:06pm UTC
    SHE SAYS
    IXDON'TXNEEDXTOXBEXANXANGEL
    BUT I'M NOTHING IF I'M NOT
    this high

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:15pm UTC
    You have an aweful bad habit
    Of talking to me while I'm walking out the door

  11. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:21pm UTC
    "I'd die for you"
    that's easy to say
    we have a list of people
    that we would take a bullet for
    "I'd live for you"
    and that's hard to do
    even harder to say when you know
    it's not true

  12. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:25pm UTC
    Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives...

  13. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:25pm UTC
    can you save my
    heavydirtysoul?

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:32pm UTC
    Teacher: Yeah guys. So when you title your essays, give it an interesting name. Like it can be totally crazy.
    Teacher: One time, on our Salem Witch Trials essay Audrey titled it "B*tches-
    Teacher: *covers mouth*
    Teacher: *looks like little girl when exposed to p*rn for the first time*

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:37pm UTC
    If anyone ever calls you pizza face
    just remmeber
    pizzas are golden
    and delicious
    and tan
    and lovely in all forms
    they're a symbol of modern American love
    and tumblr girl sayings
    its associated with netflix and cuddling
    pizza is amazing
    pizza is wonderful
    pizza is love
    pizza is life

  16. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC
    Maybe, I let them get to me,
    the words thrown at me like
    glass shards left scars on my
    arms and legs, maybe my
    own fragile heart, when it broke,
    in two. Hoping that one person,
    that always appear, to glue it
    back, and never let it break.
    Maybe, my words will only echo
    through people's ears, and bounce
    against the walls and it'll drip blood.
    Blood from the people, who suffered
    before me, who didn't make it.
    Maybe those words will always,
    be there to bother me, wherever I go.
    Words hurt.

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC
    *In Sexual Education*
    Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
    Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
    Teacher:I'll wait
    *three minutes later*
    *no decrease in noise*
    Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:44pm UTC
    Person in my Spanish class: Is it bad if I don't know what a noun is?
    Half of class: Yeah, what is a noun?
    Me: ...........................................................................
    Grammar teachers worldwide:..................................
    Kindergarteners:.......................................................

  19. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:49pm UTC
    You look super cute when you smile 😊

  20. koky123 koky123
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 10:09pm UTC
    I don't understand how one person can have so much power over me, then again, maybe I let him....

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