i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was watching it sideways on my bed like the lazy fck i am but then i realised that the opening sequence included him shirtless so i had to sit up because hello dont waste a good view ok, but then like ok, and it's literally not even a minute and thirty seconds in and i've seen his pu,,,bic hair and i had to pause it and come onto witty and write this meaningless quote because GDI IM GRINNING AND I NEED A FRIEND HERE TO SLAP ME UPSIDE ON THE HEAD AND THROW POPCORN AT MY TERRIBLE WAYS
fyi yes you are to young to watch shame, i am, we all are, it's a weapon of mass destruction ok BYE BYE i'll tell you how it is :) :)