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Quotes added on Sunday, April 5 2015

  1. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:46pm UTC
    Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands.

  2. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:46pm UTC
    The budding trees, the new flowers, and birds that sweetly sing, whisper to me that it’s Easter. Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter

  3. arim arim
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:54pm UTC
    Atheist 1: Happy Resurrection!Atheist 2: Go burn an egg1: Yes lets burn the unborn2: Perfect1: It's the only way one can celebrate Easter

  4. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 2:01pm UTC
    Love's Ultimate
    &
    Money's not even close

  5. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 2:09pm UTC
    H😊gs are C😘te
    D😞n't p😳llute them
    😻

  6. trap queen * trap queen *
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 2:36pm UTC
    12 am is the time of night for silly texts, and when normal people say goodnight. 1 am is the time of night for finishing that homework you've been avoiding. 3 am is the time of night for crying, wall staring, and longing for love. 4 am is the time of night for hating yourself, and your lack of sleep. 5 am is the time of night for fitful sleep and scary dreams. 6 am is the time for morning, fake smiles, and sleepy eyes.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. Paula_P* Paula_P*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 2:49pm UTC
    HAPPY EASTER :)

  9. trap queen * trap queen *
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 2:57pm UTC
    you're like the snow
    cold but beautiful.

  10. trap queen * trap queen *
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 3:03pm UTC
    baby it was real and we were the best

  11. AwakenedSpirits AwakenedSpirits
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 3:18pm UTC
    Somehow, I feel happy that I've left you behind for the better.
    But somewhere, deep down, I know I miss you a lot and secretly want you back.

  12. vikas shrivastav* vikas shrivastav*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 3:49pm UTC
    I'm just happy that i manage to stay real in this fake world

  13. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:03pm UTC
    i hope it's something worth the waiting, 'cause it's the only time that i ever feel real.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:15pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral(more of a memorial services)
    Burned yourself (accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at a lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe(not everywhere)
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something peirced(ears)
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    PLEASE DONT JUDGE

  16. Sunny* Sunny*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:17pm UTC
    You said we will never work. I say we will work if you believe. <3

  17. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:41pm UTC
    May we meet again.

  18. ireallysuck* ireallysuck*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:53pm UTC
    and your in my veins and it
    feels like shockwaves
    coursing through me and it
    hurts but if i'm honest i
    don't really want it to stop

  19. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:54pm UTC
    i don't know how to use the editor well anymore

  20. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 4:58pm UTC
    I'd love to hate you but your smell is still on my jeans.

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