Quotes added on Sunday, April 5 2015

Witty-Throwbacks*
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April 5, 2015 12:30pm UTC

It's weird how it's
socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth
but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what
a fcking double standard

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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April 5, 2015 12:34pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i
have been using since i was 10 years old

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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April 5, 2015 12:37pm UTC

I really hope this catches on.
"We were in a small coffee shop.
Two customers arrive.
"5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
"Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
"Wait and see."
More customers.
Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending
coffee?"
This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
for others who cannot.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:38pm UTC

The little
kid next door just
opened his window and yelled
"What is 27 plus 4?!"
and I yelled "It's 31!!"
and he said "Thank you God
Lady!!!!"

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:39pm UTC

"So what are you learning in
math?"
That is an excellent question

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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April 5, 2015 12:40pm UTC

you sound so much better when
your mouth is shut.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:43pm UTC

No, but the days of BringMeTheEric.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:45pm UTC

My new years resolution is to become witty famous. 1 like
equals 1 pray.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:50pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i
have been using since i was 10 years old

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:51pm UTC

when
we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us
that we weren’t allowed to carry
sharp
objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks
like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how
i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his
colleague to take over his check-in desk

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:53pm UTC

what if rocks are actually soft but
just tense up when we
touch them?

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:56pm UTC

billy has 32 pieces of bacon.
he eats 28.
what does he have now?
happiness.
billy has happiness.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:58pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i
have been using since i was 10 years old

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:58pm UTC

a
list of things that do not offend people
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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 1:05pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i
have been using since i was 10 years old

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Splouken
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 1:12pm UTC

S♥P♥L♥O♥U♥K♥E♥N
♥ Bienvenid@ a mi Suite ♥
♥ Edad: 18
♥ Amante de los videojuegos
♥ Assassins Creed ♥
♥ Xbox: Aliieez
♥ Instagram: alegure
- Concurso-
-BATALLA DE LOOK-

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gooddeeds
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April 5, 2015 1:30pm UTC

Missing you a lot on this Easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me . Happy Easter

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gooddeeds
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April 5, 2015 1:36pm UTC

Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER” With love And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in Your LIFE. May u Live Looooooooong LIFE… And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gooddeeds
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April 5, 2015 1:45pm UTC

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy Easter!

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