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Quotes added on Saturday, February 7 2015

  1. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 2:43pm UTC
    Pet peeve: people who interrupts what you're saying by trying to finish your sentence except they're ALWAY WRONG!

  2. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 2:44pm UTC
    Lawyers never lose their appeal!

  3. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 2:46pm UTC
    What am I going to do with all these f*cks I don't give? Oh well.

  4. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 2:48pm UTC
    I've got a bad case of the f**k it's.

  5. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 3:07pm UTC
    A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

  6. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 3:07pm UTC
    A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

  7. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 3:08pm UTC
    I didn’t learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is, but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is: negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac over 2a. That’s insane; that’s absolutely insane. They made me learn that over basic first aid or how to recognise the most deadly mental disorders or diseases with preventable causes or how to buy a house with a mortgage, if I could afford it, because abstract maths was deemed more important than advice that would literally save thousands of lives. But it’s cool, because now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime.

  8. euo euo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 4:35pm UTC
    “I love you. I don’t mean I love you like the way I love my coffee with two sugars or the way I love an extra 10 minutes of sleep or the way I love soup on a cold day. I love you in a way I’ve never loved anyone before. I love you in a way that consumes me.” — it’s driving me insane

  9. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:02pm UTC
    i am going to vomit,
    this anxiety is killing me
    and breaking my heart at the same time

  10. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:03pm UTC
    How do I know when to give a second chance and when it's too late for one?

  11. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:07pm UTC
    Don't cry wolf.
    Never cry wolf.
    Because I always will think that there is one.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:15pm UTC
    "When I was a little boy." -My six year old brother's six year old friend.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 7:48pm UTC
    "Don't let them win. They've been doing it all their lives.
    It's your turn now."

  16. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 8:00pm UTC
    "Ever have those moods when all you feel like doing is lying in bed and continuously sighing? When you have so much to do but so little motivation and you're beginning to think...'What's the point?' Yeah. I'm having one of those moods."

  17. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 8:09pm UTC
    I will kill the one who pinches me if this is a dream Baby

  18. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 8:17pm UTC
    He thought she'd be sitting home crying, but she ain't goin' out like that. She's had enough of feeling like dying. She ain't goin' out like that.

  19. Moth_Nebula Moth_Nebula
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 8:28pm UTC
    I could just slip away
    My mind would fade
    They'd lock me up
    They would ponder what happened, but never near close enough to find the answers
    I just need self control
    I just need to remember my goals
    I just need to think I'm not insane

  20. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 8:32pm UTC
    Sick in bed and I can barely move.
    My body feels so weak because of
    whatever I came down with. All I can
    do is sit in bed in silence because
    I can't even talk. This is awesome.

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