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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 23 2014

  1. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
    You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
    [LOUD GUITAR]
    [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
    THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

  2. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    In case nobody told you today,
    You Are Beautiful

  3. AlexisBaee AlexisBaee
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:09pm UTC
    HA. Gayee.

  4. Pa✌sleyMar✌e* Pa✌sleyMar✌e*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:18pm UTC

    ღIts like the only place I really feel safe is in my dreamsღ

  5. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    get a proper job you dicks

  6. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    someone: [flirts with me]
    me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone
    someone: [asks me on a date]
    me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.
    someone: [confesses their love for me]
    me: they are probably just being sarcastic

  7. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:29pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    And I would Just Like To Wish You A Very
    Merry Christmas

  8. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    Him:*Winks*
    Me:

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    lololololol my school refuses to
    let kids wear moonshine attire because
    it "indirectly supports alcohol use."
    they will make you wear a 4xl black shirt
    over it. unless you're popular. then you
    can break any dress code you want with
    no punishment.

  10. iPrincessLana iPrincessLana
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    It's alright to cry,
    Even my dad does sometimes
    So don't wipe your eyes,
    Tears remind you you're alive
    It's alright to die,
    'Cause death's the only thing you haven't tried
    But just for tonight
    Hold on
    So live life like you're giving up,
    'Cause you act like you are
    Go ahead and just live it up
    Go on and tear me apart
    It's alright to shake,
    Even my hand does sometimes
    So inside we'll rage,
    Against the dying of the light
    It's alright to say,
    That that's the only thing you haven't tried
    But just for today
    Hold on

  11. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    #23ReasonsWhyWeLoveLouis

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:16pm UTC
    That moment you realize
    tomorrow is Christmas eve.

  13. iPrincessLana iPrincessLana
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    How stupid of me to think that
    I was the only flower in your garden
    💮🌺🌸

  14. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    my kids: sing us a song to sleep
    me: ok
    me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

  15. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM

  16. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    *shakes banana* WOOO LISTEN TO THAT POTASSIUM

  17. iPrincessLana iPrincessLana
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:40pm UTC
    To my daughter I will say,
    See your beauty without a compliment or a mirror
    - Della Hicks Wilson

  18. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    Am I the only one that doesn't
    like fistbumping people?
    I swear, everyone does it differently.

  19. jacquelinerose697 jacquelinerose697
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 8:24pm UTC
    witty honestly scares me.
    like no joke.
    i feel like i am all alone and no one feels the same as me and then i see this quote about my feelings with a billion likes to it.
    so either you all really do feel the same as i do or i need to change the locks on the doors...

  20. seo143 seo143
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    It's the holidays again...This brings back all of the memories.
    I was so happy at this time last year.Why did you leave?
    Why did you treat me like I was only an object?
    I just need someone here for me, someone to give me,
    STRENGTH!

:)

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