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Quotes added on Sunday, August 31 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    “IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.”

    it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis on Tumblr)

  3. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 12:55pm UTC
    It's crazy howYou can think you're totally over someone,Then they do or say one little thingAnd all those old feelings come rushing right back

  4. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    “screw stardust; be iron instead.
    be the element that creates stardust
    be the element that causes the largest stars to explode.
    be the element that is strong enough to collapse an entire universe.” — -k.m | supernovae (via sinsualite on Tumblr)

  5. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    Everyone: Mirror, mirror on the wall.
    Who is the fairest of them all?
    But the mirror won't change,
    no matter what they say,
    try as it might,
    it sees beauty in every place.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    mornings are gross and
    i want no part in them

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    i didn't know growing up meant
    dying inside but hey it's whatever man

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    i will defend my favorite band member
    faster than i will ever defend myself

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    kinda weird that you can think
    about someone as much as you want and they have no idea

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    i wonder how many people i'm in
    the "i'd be down if you asked" zone with

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    no, no officer you don't understand
    this is medicinal meth

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    imagine a pizza topped with
    several smaller pizzas

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    the thing with broken clocks is
    you can always tell
    exactly
    when they stopped ticking
    with people it isn't so easy
    and sometimes
    you can't even tell
    they're broken.
    n.h

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    i'm so tired of things costing money

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    You didn't even say goodbye.

  16. zoenikkole zoenikkole
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    I kissed the scars on her wrist, I still think you're beautiful. -Pierce the Veil

  17. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Ιs it a dream what I believe in;
    Is my faith just a fantasy;

  18. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    For the love of god will you bite your togue;
    Before I make you swallow it..

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    everyone likes my sister so much more
    than me and it makes no sense. she's literally
    the rudest, most conceited person you can
    meet. like, it's seriously to the point where I
    get annoyed hanging out with my friend bc
    she constantly compliments my sister, even
    when my sister isn't around. I get it, she's sooo
    pretty, and skinny, and every guy wants her. and
    none of those things apply to me, and no one has
    a problem admitting that. but I don't f.ucking care
    how hot she is or whatever. she's still a b.itch.

  20. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    Spongebob: *Shaped like Texas*.
    Spongebob: Patrick, what am I?
    Patrick: Uh, stupid?
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