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Quotes added on Saturday, May 24 2014

  1. DreamAbovetheStars DreamAbovetheStars
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:16pm UTC
    Waking Up Is Something
    To The I'll
    Green Get
    Of Your Used
    Eyes To

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:18pm UTC
    Dear Bed,
    I'm sorry I left you in the morning I promise I'll make it up to you tonight, I love you♥

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:25pm UTC
    So I was looking through your texts earlier and found messages to 'mom', whose mom?!

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    You forgot to tell me you were going on a trip with your friends.
    Good thing I installed GPS in your car so now I'm coming with you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Jibby1o1 Jibby1o1
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    I'd like to find love

  7. Jibby1o1 Jibby1o1
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    There is nothing I like than making a woman smile


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. jjsmit jjsmit
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    OMG! NYAN CAT!HIGH SCORE!73763!

  11. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    my life is incomplete without YOU 😘


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. vikas shrivastav* vikas shrivastav*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:43pm UTC
    I loveeeeeee lana del rey ❤

  14. illusi0n✖️* illusi0n✖️*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    *showering*
    *not hot enough*
    *turn shower thingy 1/16th of an inch*
    Satan himself pours out of ur shower head and licks your back seductivley

  15. DailyInsanity* DailyInsanity*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    For Sale
    One heart. Horrible condition. Will take anything for it.
    Please.
    Just cut it out of my chest and end this suffering.

  16. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    emmitt and shane, yall have always been here for me!!! i love yalllll!!! even tho emmitts a whoreee bahaha but hes my bby daddy so its ok baha i miss yall soooooo much! yall mean the whole world to me and id do anything for yall

  17. sexxychickk sexxychickk
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:10pm UTC
    Sometimes when someone starts to distance themselfs from you, your only choice is to let them.

  18. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:18pm UTC
    Dear best friend,
    Thank you for telling me you like me.
    Sincerely, can't do subtle hints

  19. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:19pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

  20. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

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