Quotes added on Friday, March 28 2014

BravoSierra
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March 28, 2014 11:42am UTC

teacher: can i see your homework
me: no way loser, do your own

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BravoSierra
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March 28, 2014 11:46am UTC

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Then it clicked.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 28, 2014 11:47am UTC

Don't use Wikipedia as a reference.
Instead, use the references at the bottom of the Wikipedia article for your works cited page.

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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March 28, 2014 11:50am UTC

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Math."

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queenofwonderland
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March 28, 2014 11:53am UTC

Boy:Hey! Is there a mirror in your pants?
Girl:No?
Boy:Cause I see me in them!

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queenofwonderland
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March 28, 2014 11:53am UTC

How come everytime I get pushed over the edge I do something not even BAD I get in trouble -.-

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whoops
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March 28, 2014 11:59am UTC

Petition to get BravoSierra kicked off witty!(sign your name below)1. whoops

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Jasmine❤😘*
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March 28, 2014 12:01pm UTC

Try not to bruise your knees when you come crawling back to me.

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BravoSierra
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March 28, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Hell yeah, I favorite my own quotes.
It's because I'm fúcking hilarious. And séxy.

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*compassionate soul*
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March 28, 2014 12:09pm UTC

Were only taking turnsHolding this worldIt's how it's always beenWhen you're older, you will understandIf I say who I know it just goes to showYou need me less than I need youTake it from meWe don't give sympathyYou can trust me trust nobodyBut I said you and meWe don't have honestyThe things we don't want to speakI'll try to get out but I never willTraffic is perfectly still

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sunset48
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March 28, 2014 12:16pm UTC

I don't get why zombies are so antagonized. I mean, every organism, by definition, needs to eat. Their food involves humans, we're not at the top of the food chain. Get over it. It's exactly what we do with animals, isn't it? They just get the part they need and go, it's not like they'll eat your eyes (reference. If you get it, I love you) Assume their prey doesn't get found; it'll end up fertilizing nearby plants. How much better for the environment does it get?

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WeAreLoud
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March 28, 2014 12:18pm UTC

It's so contagious
I cannot get it out of my mind
You make me feel so high all the time

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xameliaxbuchananx
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 12:18pm UTC

I'm sick of giving you everything
And getting nothing in return
∞

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WeAreLoud
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March 28, 2014 12:19pm UTC

I'll give you everything
I'll treat you right
If you just give me a chance
I can prove I'm right♥

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Alexim!ca*
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March 28, 2014 12:21pm UTC

“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
"Augustus," I said.
"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

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WeAreLoud
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March 28, 2014 12:22pm UTC

♥I can hold you, keep you safe until you fall asleep.
Never worried, cause I can give you what you need♥

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WeAreLoud
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March 28, 2014 12:26pm UTC

Dear Bad Luck,
let's break up.

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Trapper75
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March 28, 2014 12:27pm UTC

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
-Led Zeppelin "Going To California"

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*compassionate soul*
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March 28, 2014 12:27pm UTC

Give hugs not drugs!

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WeAreLoud
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March 28, 2014 12:30pm UTC

Oh Friday!
So happy
to see you
again!

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