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Quotes added on Wednesday, March 5 2014

1. MoonAngel
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 7:46am UTC
   Dad : Meow
   Me : Woof
   Dad : Meow meow
   Me : Woof Woof (>'.')>
   idk maybe this runs in the family.
   
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2. Little Wolf*
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 8:02am UTC
   I meT THIs anGeL
   With callused hands,
   Who led this boy into his band,
   Under his wing, I learned to fly
   on these 6 strings through this life.
   You can hear him in my playing,
   although he's gone, and I owe him so much
   more THan JusT THIs song.
   
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3. Luhan
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 8:14am UTC
   I thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do,
   But she just screamed and flew out of the plane
   
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4. * Sabaism *
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   March 5, 2014 8:35am UTC
   So in celebration to it being Ash Wedneday
   I will burn all the houses of my enemies
   And make crosses out of the ashes.
   
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5. whitesmoke
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 9:36am UTC
   Who else on here loves Supernatural?
   
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6. Carla Crahan.*
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 9:48am UTC
   ✖Radioactive✖
   (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight
   
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7. Fayedaway
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 9:48am UTC
   I'm as fickle as a schizophrenic therapist.
   I make you feel good for fifteen to thirty minutes,
   then I leave you with the same emotions you had before I came.
   
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8. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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9. SuperNovaChic
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 10:11am UTC
   People pick apart their qualities and call them flaws.
   
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10. DeeperThanThisSkin
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Darken your clothesI'll strike a violent pose
    
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11. Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:25am UTC
    Hot guy: hey can I borrow your homework?Me: what do I get out of it?Him: I'll give you a hug, and I'll pick you up and squeeze you. Me:here you go. . .
    
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12. MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:26am UTC
    take the phone
    calls, take this circus
    take this drama cause
    baby, it's just, it's worthless.
    
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13. awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:31am UTC
    seven
    crappy
    hours
    of
    our
    lives
    
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14. kaylhaaxo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:38am UTC
    She takes a deep breath,and paints a pretty picture.here's the shocking twist.The paint brush is a razorand the canvas is her wrist.
    
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15. Purple_Princess_74
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Hoping he will reply
    
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16. Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:40am UTC
    even if you had the perfect body, you would find something wrong with it.
    wake up girl, yea you.
    your beautiful.
    now wake up and live it.
    
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17. arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 10:44am UTC
    Any Abandon All Ships fans?
    
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18. smilebecauseyouareloved
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:02am UTC
    It's not who you are that holds you back , it's who you think you are not ...
    
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19. Fayedaway
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:10am UTC
    "I'll be okay."
    Is that what you want me to say?
    
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20. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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