Quotes added on Monday, February 17 2014

Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 1:54am UTC

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit only eats vegettables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so...

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 1:57am UTC

Im not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:00am UTC

Live everyday like you're Glen Coco

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:02am UTC

boy: wanna hear a joke?
girl: of course!
boy: knock, knock!
girl: who's there?
boy: marry.
girl: marry, who?
boy: marry, me?

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:05am UTC

My laziness is exactly as the number 8.
If it lays down, it's infinite.

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:09am UTC

I you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. Yu have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life. And here you are. You go Glen Coco. You're awesome.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:14am UTC

This isn't an office. It's H*ll with fluorescent lighting.

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Drop_Dead_Wicked
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February 17, 2014 2:16am UTC

Hey you.
Yeah, you.
No, not you...
The other guy.
You right there!
Yes, you.
Do you like tacos?

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 2:29am UTC

I NEED TO FIGHT WHAT I feel0
, because i want you to be mine.
i know you cant though,
because you love another
g.d.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RVM
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February 17, 2014 2:51am UTC

Look at the people around you. Some Inspire you, some Perspire you. Be with those that build Energy in you.-RVM

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* Sabaism *
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February 17, 2014 2:56am UTC

I'm sorry...
...I'm not good enough
...I can't save you
...I'm not perfect
...I can't help you
...I'm so worthless
...I failed you
...I can't do anything right
...I never made you happy
...I never knew what to say
...I'm not strong enough
I'm just sorry.

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HerSmileHidesHerPain
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February 17, 2014 2:58am UTC

-I think some overweight girl are hypocrites. I'm naturally tall & skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve myself and I am beautiful.-So why are you allowed to love your "curves", but its wrong for me to love my "bones"? Why is it okay for you to call me "anorexic", but horrible for me to call you "fat"? If you can tell me to gain weight, why can't I tell you to lose it?-If you can feel beautiful for big, I can feel beautiful for being small. Get over it.

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nemophilist
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February 17, 2014 3:38am UTC

i'm so close to relapsing, that i can feel it.

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Dishonored*
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February 17, 2014 4:26am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amba_Is_Not_Ok
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February 17, 2014 5:16am UTC

I'm ME, don't judge.
I'll stand up for myself against an angry bully, i'll even punch them if i have too.
but if there is a spider in my bedroom, i'm going to scream like a little girl and stand on my bed until u kill it and put it into the bin outside.

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1975_Wolf_Brides
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February 17, 2014 6:12am UTC

Then I lost it all
Who can save me now
-Black Veil Brides

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Jessica*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 6:55am UTC

Here's the thing about her. Once she starts caring about you, its
hard for her to stop caring. Its not something she can just turn
off right away. She'll care about you even through the worst
times of your relationship wth her. She might come off like she
hates you and wants nothing to with you, but deep down inside
she does care. Throught the ups and downs, the good times
and the bad times, the break ups and make ups etc, she won't
stop caring about you. Just because things get hard, doesn't
mean that she will but her feelings aside and act as if you
don't matter to her because at the end of the day, she cares.
At times she might as well wish that she didn't care because
it hurts to care sometimes, but regardless of that she can't
ignore the fact that she cares and she can't stop caring.
-Nash Grier.

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