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Jessica*

1. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2014 12:45pm UTC
   RIP Robin McLaurin Williams, we've lost part of our childhood today.
   Thank you for being the only comedian that managed to make me laugh,
   you'll be greatly missed by everyone and you'll never be forgotton. Make
   God laugh!
   
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2. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2014 6:55am UTC
   Here's the thing about her. Once she starts caring about you, its
   hard for her to stop caring. Its not something she can just turn
   off right away. She'll care about you even through the worst
   times of your relationship wth her. She might come off like she
   hates you and wants nothing to with you, but deep down inside
   she does care. Throught the ups and downs, the good times
   and the bad times, the break ups and make ups etc, she won't
   stop caring about you. Just because things get hard, doesn't
   mean that she will but her feelings aside and act as if you
   don't matter to her because at the end of the day, she cares.
   At times she might as well wish that she didn't care because
   it hurts to care sometimes, but regardless of that she can't
   ignore the fact that she cares and she can't stop caring.
   -Nash Grier.
   
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3. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2014 4:18pm UTC
   THINK POSITIVE
   Say to yourself every morning
   - Today is going to be a great day
   - I can handle more than I think I can
   - Things don't get better by worrying about them
   - I can be satisfied if I try my best
   - There is always something to be happy about
   - I'm going to make someone happy today
   - It not good to be down
   - Life is great so make the most of it!
   
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4. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   Primary school memories:
   ''Right, no one is leaving this classroom until we find the lid to this gluestick!''
   
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5. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 3:53pm UTC
   Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it.
   
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6. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   Did you work on a chicken farm?
   Because you sure know how to raise c0cks.
   Hahahahah
   
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7. Jessica*
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 6:39pm UTC
   I don't think that some guys realise that some girl's are so fake.
   
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8. Jessica*
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   August 13, 2013 9:47am UTC
   Ok, so people say you are what you eat.
   So if I eat Acaica Clark will I turn into her?
   
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9. Jessica*
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   August 13, 2013 8:17am UTC
   I don't understand why people flirt in long distance relationships.
   You're still in a relationship with someone, who you should love&care about.
   Its still cheating.
   Just because you think you can get anyway with it because him/her is a long
   way away from you, doesn't mean its right.
   
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10. Jessica*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    The difference between
    school&life?
    In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
    In life, you'regiven a test that teaches you a lesson.
    
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