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Quotes added on Thursday, February 13 2014

  1. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:01am UTC
    I've always wondered how police
    on bikes arrested people
    "Alright get in the basket"

  2. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:04am UTC
    could u please put ur crying kid on vibrate

  3. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:12am UTC
    Follow me on Instagram, If I like your account i follow back on both.
    @ki3rst1n
    @tumblrintolerant

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC
    jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

  5. AndyBiersack AndyBiersack
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:23am UTC
    Fight for all you know
    When your backs against the wall
    Stand against the liars
    Stronger than before
    When your life becomes a war
    Set the world on fire

  6. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:27am UTC
    That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

  7. Bambi10 Bambi10
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:53am UTC
    sometimes i just wanna wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super sexy and break every guy's heart, then sometimes i wanna be cute and sweet and wear pretty dress and shoes and then sometimes i'm just like i wanna eat popcorn and watch netflix there is no in between

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    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:56am UTC
    “It’s Better To Have Loved And Lost, Than To Have Never Loved At All.”

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    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:05am UTC
    We thought that we could do anything
    And then we grew up.

  10. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:06am UTC
    Ican fake a smile
    I can force a laugh
    I can dance and play the part
    If that's what you ask
    Give you all I am

  11. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:08am UTC
    I'm only human
    And I crash and I break down
    Your words in my head, knives in my heart
    You build me up, then I fall apart
    'Cause I'm only human

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    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:11am UTC
    This is a really funny joke
    So go on, LAUGH!

  13. Hetalia101* Hetalia101*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:13am UTC
    I think that your Crush is called a Crush because it crushes you when you find out hes a total JERK!!!!!!!!!1

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:16am UTC
    Where is your idea home? Most girls: Villa with an amazing view and a jacuzzi and all those cool things. Me: A place with wifi, books and food.

  15. Just_Kill_Me_Now Just_Kill_Me_Now
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:17am UTC
    You changed yourself
    and
    I changed me.

  16. AwkwardCreature* AwkwardCreature*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:22am UTC
    The best thing about Valentines day?
    Cheap chocolate the next day.

  17. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:25am UTC
    why is it that like 99.9% of girls look
    thin and cute in over sized shirts
    but I look like a beanbag
    © Jannette's format

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:28am UTC
    Saying 'ba ba black sheep' is prejudiced,
    But saying 'ba ba rainbow sheep' is allowed.
    Calling someone 'fake' is judgemental,
    But you have to fit in the crowd.
    Being 'fat' is size 8,
    So you squeeze into size 6,
    You have to look perfect Or else you won't fit.
    Bullying is an every day thing, Which still goes on and on.
    Because if you stand up for that person,
    All your 'friends' will be gone.
    Where religion is the cause of conflict,
    And being gay is wrong.
    Woman go on about equal rights,
    But then say men aren't as strong.
    People go hungry,
    And die from lack of health.
    While we waste what we have,
    Because all that matters is wealth.
    Suicides an everyday thing, And so is self harm.
    Because now a days people don't realise how everything's so wrong.
    So maybe when we're little, Happily ever afters are okay.
    But unless we change, they'll not happen and the world will of gone to waste.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:33am UTC
    Chemistry is you touching my arm and it setting fire to my mind.

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