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Quotes added on Friday, January 17 2014

  1. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 2:56am UTC
    the girl
    who laughs and talks
    a lot and seems very happy
    is also the girl
    who may cry herself to sleep

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:00am UTC
    You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter!!!

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:21am UTC
    I feel bad for limbless people because they can't make snow angels.Only snow peanuts.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Adryanblue* Adryanblue*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:39am UTC
    Hurt Poison In My Sleep

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:52am UTC
    All this time I was wasting,
    Hoping you would come around
    I've been giving out chances every time
    And all you do is let me down
    And it's taken me this long
    Baby but I figured you out
    And you're thinking we'll be fine again,
    But not this time around


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. GirlLanguage GirlLanguage
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 4:59am UTC
    Being nice makes you a sheep or gullible.
    Standing up for yourself makes you a b/itch.
    So therefore I am better off alone with my cat.
    ... Ming Ming will never judge me.

  9.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 5:27am UTC
    I wasn't asking for forever,
    I was just asking for a chance!

  10.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 5:38am UTC
    Oh Stupid girl ,
    life awaits you and you're waiting him.

  11. GirlLanguage GirlLanguage
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 5:39am UTC
    I may as well not exist anymore.

  12. Summaiya Summaiya
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 5:39am UTC
    Today is the 22nd wedding aniversary of my Parents :')

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:02am UTC
    hey so if we have a mutual follow
    feel free to ask for my
    - cell phone number
    - snapchat
    - twitter
    - kik
    - skype
    - email
    - facetime
    - first born
    you know, amything you want

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:05am UTC
    if your boyfriend tells you to
    lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. drop 160 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid a.ss and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful b.tch you are

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:07am UTC
    when you know something doesn't
    fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:10am UTC
    wanna know what i want to see?
    i wanna see a really cool disney princess who can't sing. i wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing "happy birthday." and none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn't sing. but halfway through the movie, she figures out - she can rap like hell.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:12am UTC
    just because you were born somewhere,
    doesn't mean you belong there.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:14am UTC
    girls are typically more flexible than
    guys because of the weird a.ss body positions we contort ourselves into so we can shave our fcking legs

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:16am UTC
    it's kinda messed up that
    winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

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